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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2013, 08:44:30 AM »
I suspect we'll have to wait until she's only half pissed.
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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2013, 08:45:49 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 03, 2013, 08:44:30 AM
I suspect we'll have to wait until she's only half pissed.
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Wll that be the Tuesday after we next win the world cup then?
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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2013, 08:48:53 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 03, 2013, 08:45:49 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 03, 2013, 08:44:30 AM
I suspect we'll have to wait until she's only half pissed.
happy001

Wll that be the Tuesday after we next win the world cup then?

You do realise that she's going to be less than impressed reading this shite don't you....not that she'll REALLY give a flying fuck I suppose. whistle:
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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2013, 08:52:53 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 03, 2013, 05:55:35 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2013, 05:48:23 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 02, 2013, 10:37:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2013, 10:34:57 PM
So only 2 people wanted to sleep with Miss D...... rubschin:
Well assuming Miss D voted for herself then only one

 eeek:


In my case it was the pure simplicity of Uncle's "do nuffin" manifesto that got my vote,

I didn't think you could vote for yourself  eeek:

So it's a threesome then  lol:

I voted for myself...  redface:
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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #49 on: May 03, 2013, 08:56:06 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 03, 2013, 08:48:53 AM
Quote from: Steve on May 03, 2013, 08:45:49 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 03, 2013, 08:44:30 AM
I suspect we'll have to wait until she's only half pissed.
happy001

Wll that be the Tuesday after we next win the world cup then?

You do realise that she's going to be less than impressed reading this shite don't you....not that she'll REALLY give a flying fuck I suppose. whistle:
I'm trying to goad her into a response like

Prolly be a wine bottle bouncing off me head though
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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #50 on: May 03, 2013, 09:18:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2013, 10:34:57 PM
So only 2 people wanted to sleep with Miss D...... rubschin:

Somewhat of a catch 22 there. I voted for her straight away as soon as I saw her electioneering approach.  Thumbs:

The thought of her winning with a landslide majority then made me think it might not be quite such a good thing.....sloppy seconds/thirds etc.  noooo:
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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2013, 04:00:20 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on May 03, 2013, 09:18:18 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 02, 2013, 10:34:57 PM
So only 2 people wanted to sleep with Miss D...... rubschin:

Somewhat of a catch 22 there. I voted for her straight away as soon as I saw her electioneering approach.  Thumbs:

The thought of her winning with a landslide majority then made me think it might not be quite such a good thing.....sloppy seconds/thirds etc.  noooo:

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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2013, 07:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 02, 2013, 10:37:54 PM
Well assuming Miss D voted for herself then only one

Nope, t'was I.  lol:
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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2013, 07:05:55 PM »
Think we should have a rule that no acceptance speech means you aren't actually elected
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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2013, 07:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2013, 07:05:55 PM
Think we should have a rule that no acceptance speech means you aren't actually elected

Agreed - vote is null and void...  cloud9:
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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2013, 07:29:08 PM »
So we'd have to have a run off vote between Miss D and Uncle

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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2013, 07:32:18 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2013, 07:29:08 PM
So we'd have to have a run off vote between Miss D and Uncle

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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2013, 07:37:22 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 05, 2013, 07:29:08 PM
So we'd have to have a run off vote between Miss D and Uncle

No... ::)

The whole thing is void....  whistle:
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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2013, 08:36:42 PM »
As acting returning wotsit I have written to the candidate elect to see what she wants to do. 

It is all very embarrassing, the press are still standing around waiting for a victory speech and after 3 days most of them are beginning to smell a bit


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Re: Election of County Councillor for the County Council division of Bickering 2013
« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2013, 09:18:06 PM »
Ahh much to my embarrassment I was not paying attention.  I thank all of you for not voting and those of you who did, I actually didn't vote, now would you kindly all fuck orff,  you are making a mess of the lawn and there is still quaffing time to be had down at the Duck and Dildo as they haven't called last orders yet. razz:
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