When I go bald, me 'ed is going to look like a piggin' O.S. map due to the number of times I've twatted it.
Got one on me thumb where I stabbed meself when a screwy slipped whilst trying to get the back of a car radio....No, NOT getting a car radio out of a car.
Lickle one on me knee where the girder grazed me.
Been pretty accident free really tbh. Few busted bones and ribs like, but they don't count really.
Me 'eart has still gorra big scar on it.