One on my right palm, when I fell on a pile of leaves aged 7.
One on the back of my uper right leg, caused by a toilet collapsing on me at a party in Windsor Great Park, (apparently some gate crashers had been slammimng the lid down on top of the bowl) all I was worried about was my Maxi length suede waistcoat getting blood on it.
One just under my left eye where I was hit my my (now ex) husband with a Badminton raquet - accidentally during a match I hasten to add.
Both ankles, the right one when I was 7 months pregnant with my second child & the left when I fell off a coffee table whilst dancing at a party about 10/11 years ago.
Pins & screws in both.