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[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

 

[Nick]

Emma sets off at 12:00 it's a 15 minute journey to London what time will it be when she gets to London?
Sorry my homework is really hard today I have only managed to do one by myself.
I want to know how to work it out I don't want the answer other wise I haven't learnt anything.

Emma goes on a bus to London at 12:00 the bus driver tells her it will take 15 minutes to get to get there what time will it be by the time she gets to London.

[Nick]

Child has arrived home with a pair of soiled pants in party bag?
My 10 year old daughter went to her friends birthday party this afternoon, as far as I know it was just a small gathering of kids from the school, having something to eat and playing games. Anyway, I thanked her mother for having her round and when we got home we had a look through the party bag she brought back. It contained the usual things, a piece of cake, tacky toys ETC but there was also a size 16 pair of soiled underwear, like an absolute dollop of poo just stood there.

I'm unsure of how to handle the situation, should I take it up with the childs mother?

I advised her to post them back. Was that bad and wrong of me?

[Nick]

Is it normal for my boyfriend to urinate standing up?
Whenever I enter the bathroom while he is urinating, I see that he is standing up. How is this possible?

[Grumpmeister]

I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... 

So instead of falling off a roof you are going to slip of a toilet seat 

[Barman]

I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... 

So instead of falling off a roof you are going to slip of a toilet seat 

[barmisspah?]

I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... 

Use WD40 instead, it gives them nosebleeds so you can tell who's been doing it.

[Nick]

How do you tell if you have premature Ejeculation?

Was it bad and wrong of me to answer, "Wait for her to complain"? 

[Snoopy]

I would say that is the right answer.

One man's premature is another woman's "Thank God that's over". 

[Nick]

I defer to your greater experience 

[Barman]

I shall have to smear all the horizontal surfaces in the bogs with Vaseline like.... 

Use WD40 instead, it gives them nosebleeds so you can tell who's been doing it.

 

[Barman]

I defer to your greater experience 

 

[Nick]

Is there any way to get from warrington to essex without getting on the motoway?
i want to get a moped but i am at uni in essex and my home town is warrington its near manchester is there any way to get to essex from warrington or the other way round without using the motorways.

[Snoopy]

Is there any way to get from warrington to essex without getting on the motoway?
i want to get a moped but i am at uni in essex and my home town is warrington its near manchester is there any way to get to essex from warrington or the other way round without using the motorways.

  It's possible ~ put the Moped on the train.

[Nick]

In a western society, what is the price of blood per litre?
Im in Romania