Yahoo Answers

[Grumpmeister]

Are you talking about actual help or a Groundhog day prank, as those are bloody complicated to arrange but can be so worth it. 

[Nick]

I am going to Ireland so I can write stories how should I start it off?
Well I want to write an egyptian story about a mummy who comes back from the dead and read it to everybody but how should I start it off and what should the mummy's name be? And he was killed for doing something bad. Ten point.......

[Grumpmeister]

Simple answer there Nick, that plot line has been done to death already. 

[Nick]

Bear attacks in England?
I'm writing a book and I need to know where in England, just give me a place that you can go hiking and there would be bears there that (if provoked) would attack you. Don't ask, i just need the name of a place please no joking.

[Just One More]

Growler's "me 'ill"

[Miss Demeanour]

Bears'n'stoke 

[Snoopy]

There are no wolves on Vectis 

[Just One More]

You are red fox? (leaves brown envelope on bench alongside Snoopy and wanders off whistling) 

[Barman]

You are red fox? (leaves brown envelope on bench alongside Snoopy and wanders off whistling) 

 

[Nick]

I speak some German and I am visiting Puerto Varas in Chile next year – would german be useful?

[Snoopy]

Only if any of the SS Officers who hid there after the war are still around.

[Nick]

Why was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?

[Pastis]

Why was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?

 

The same reason Einstein's Theory of Relatives wasn't   

[Darwins Selection]

Why was Darwin's theory of Evaluation not accepted at the time?

 

The same reason Einstein's Theory of Relatives wasn't   

 

Not forgetting Archie Meades Replacement of Bath Water theory.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

 

Or Kepler's Laws of Planetary Emotions.