Are Irish women particular about dick size when it comes to dating?
Some years ago, we were invited to dinner with Mrs DS #3s old chum Linda and her beau of nearly a year. (The names have not been changed to embarass the innocent)
Over the meal, Linda excitedly announced "Richard and I are getting married!".
My response of "Congratulations, of course we have known for years how fond you were of Dick", earned me a sore shin and a significant talking-to on the way home.