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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1725 on: April 18, 2012, 06:28:12 PM »
From another forum.............

Re: Is the world still run by "White supremacists"?

I have to ask the original poster ......have you a problem with Brits.......??????
or is it with the coons, wogs, spics, yids , pakis or rag-heads ....???

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« Reply #1726 on: April 20, 2012, 02:49:48 PM »
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My son wrote this poem, has been suspended, and I'm meeting teacher tonight?
Ok, so this is a multi-part question. My son is 13. He was asked to submit a poem, on any subject, as a homework project. I didn't know about or oversee this project in any way. Earlier this week I recived a phone call from the school principal: Long story short, my son submitted a very questionable poem to his English teacher. It was all taken to an administrative level and my son was suspended with immediate effect. I'm to meet with his teachers Monday. My son gave me a copy of the poem that earned him a suspension. This is it:

Alan, the disabled negro

His name was Alan, the disabled negro
He hard no arms, he had no legs
He had no face
All he could eat, was his own poo
Because he had no throat and his
stomach was in his brain
A grenade exploded it his mouth
and sent his balls into his kidney
and his wife's fetus, was implanted in his head
so that he had no feeling when he ate bread
And then his wheelchair exploded one
day, and all his family died as they were
taking him on a day trip
in Scotland

That's it. I have no idea what to think about it. My son won't talk to nme about it. I don't know how I should punish him, or if I even should. And how do I approach the teachers? I'm embarrassed about this.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1727 on: April 20, 2012, 03:23:34 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1728 on: April 20, 2012, 06:29:17 PM »
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Im a flight attendant, is it safe to shower after flight? because they said it is bad for your body.?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1729 on: April 21, 2012, 07:03:22 AM »
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My son wrote this poem, has been suspended, and I'm meeting teacher tonight?
Ok, so this is a multi-part question. My son is 13. He was asked to submit a poem, on any subject, as a homework project. I didn't know about or oversee this project in any way. Earlier this week I recived a phone call from the school principal: Long story short, my son submitted a very questionable poem to his English teacher. It was all taken to an administrative level and my son was suspended with immediate effect. I'm to meet with his teachers Monday. My son gave me a copy of the poem that earned him a suspension. This is it:

Alan, the disabled negro

His name was Alan, the disabled negro
He hard no arms, he had no legs
He had no face
All he could eat, was his own poo
Because he had no throat and his
stomach was in his brain
A grenade exploded it his mouth
and sent his balls into his kidney
and his wife's fetus, was implanted in his head
so that he had no feeling when he ate bread
And then his wheelchair exploded one
day, and all his family died as they were
taking him on a day trip
in Scotland

That's it. I have no idea what to think about it. My son won't talk to nme about it. I don't know how I should punish him, or if I even should. And how do I approach the teachers? I'm embarrassed about this.


I would start on the offensive: "What the hell is this school teaching my son?"
Follow that with "Has none of you ever read any of the so called poetry published by Carol Ann Duffy the UK Poet Laureate? Her stuff is much worse and is a compulsory subject in British schools!
Here's an example:
I put two yellow peepers in an owl.
Wow. I fix the grin of Crocodile.
Spiv. I sew the slither of an eel.
I jerk, kick-start, the back hooves of a mule.
Wild. I hold the red rag to a bull.
Mad. I spread the feathers of a gull.

I screw a tight snarl to a weasel.
Fierce. I stitch the flippers on a seal.
Splayed. I pierce the heartbeat of a quail.

I like her to be naked and to kneel.
Tame. My motionless, my living doll.
Mute. And afterwards I like her not to tell. "
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1731 on: April 21, 2012, 06:12:41 PM »
Ella's a strange name for a fella . . . .
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1732 on: April 21, 2012, 06:54:48 PM »
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Can i put a live goldfish in checked lugagge?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1733 on: April 21, 2012, 06:56:34 PM »
you can however put live goldfish in striped luggage.

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1734 on: April 21, 2012, 07:32:05 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1735 on: April 22, 2012, 03:38:56 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1736 on: April 23, 2012, 11:42:40 AM »
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It's embarrassing but I'm overweight I'm trying to figure out how to fly and what Airline to use?
How big is too big to fly and what were people sizes who were kicked off a flight and or had to buy two tickets
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I'm a size 22. Pants and I weigh about 340 but I have no problem fitting a regular seatbelt or are the plane seatbelts smaller than a regular car seatbelt? should I go first class for more room?

It seems that "cut out the pies, porky" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1737 on: April 24, 2012, 07:09:21 PM »
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I need a good navel fetish website that is free. ?
I've already seen everything YouTube has to offer. I just need a new site dedicated to navel fetishes that's free
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1738 on: April 24, 2012, 07:24:29 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1739 on: April 24, 2012, 07:26:28 PM »
Is there anything else you want to tell us?
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