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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1770 on: May 06, 2012, 06:45:08 PM »
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On irish passport Photos do you have to show your ears?
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« Reply #1771 on: May 06, 2012, 09:38:30 PM »
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How long would it take to drive to USA from London?
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« Reply #1772 on: May 07, 2012, 04:55:35 PM »
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How long would it take to drive to USA from London?
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« Reply #1773 on: May 12, 2012, 02:16:17 PM »
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Can we walk from weymouth to portland on foot?
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« Reply #1774 on: May 12, 2012, 04:37:30 PM »
Be harder to walk it on yer hands like.  ::)
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« Reply #1775 on: May 13, 2012, 04:27:50 PM »
Why anyone would want to is beyond me    rubschin:
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« Reply #1776 on: May 15, 2012, 12:14:27 PM »
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Will i travel to uk on 22nd may 2012 my date of birth is 5.11.75?
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« Reply #1777 on: May 15, 2012, 01:34:59 PM »
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Is civilian intercontinental travel by submersibles cheaper than regular flight nowadays?
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« Reply #1778 on: May 15, 2012, 01:42:27 PM »
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Please halp I have captured a duck and now I don't know what to do?
I went to a park and used some bread to trick a duck and I was finally able to capture one and I named him Mr. Potatohead and I have set up a habitat in my basement for him with a little wading pool and unlimited bread plus also worms when I can dig them up. It has been days now and he won't eat anything at all and won't go in the water all he does is make funny noises and flap and flop at the walls I tried to clip his wings so he can have outside time without escaping but I don't think I did it right I am getting very worried I want to be a responsible pet owner and I don't want Mr. Potatohead to die I love him so much I am not sure what to do I will listen to any advice someone told me to try to capture another duck so he will have a friend please help me I didn't think this through.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1779 on: May 15, 2012, 04:18:56 PM »
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Please halp I have captured a duck and now I don't know what to do?
I went to a park and used some bread to trick a duck and I was finally able to capture one and I named him Mr. Potatohead and I have set up a habitat in my basement for him with a little wading pool and unlimited bread plus also worms when I can dig them up. It has been days now and he won't eat anything at all and won't go in the water all he does is make funny noises and flap and flop at the walls I tried to clip his wings so he can have outside time without escaping but I don't think I did it right I am getting very worried I want to be a responsible pet owner and I don't want Mr. Potatohead to die I love him so much I am not sure what to do I will listen to any advice someone told me to try to capture another duck so he will have a friend please help me I didn't think this through.

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1780 on: May 15, 2012, 06:19:29 PM »
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Is civilian intercontinental travel by submersibles cheaper than regular flight nowadays?
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There could be something to this, I'm sure that there are adventurous travellers who would pay for such a trip. There must be some old mothballed subs kicking around somewhere....  rubschin:
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« Reply #1783 on: May 16, 2012, 11:39:37 AM »
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My gf and i been dating for 6 months and we talk dirty and i hold her tight but when can i touch her rack ?
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« Reply #1784 on: May 16, 2012, 11:41:51 AM »
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My gf and i been dating for 6 months and we talk dirty and i hold her tight but when can i touch her rack ?
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