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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1785 on: May 16, 2012, 11:48:00 AM »
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My gf and i been dating for 6 months and we talk dirty and i hold her tight but when can i touch her rack ?
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Linky please as it rather depends on whether it is a plate rack or a rack of lamb.  There is a considerable difference in the time.
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« Reply #1787 on: May 16, 2012, 12:12:05 PM »
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Will The detector Beep if i have condoms in the airport?
Hi, I Live in Sweden and iam going to travel to Lebanon with my Family. I want to bring Condoms with me but it's embarrising if my parents see them. We are first going to Denmark airport with Train.

So should i put them in my back pocket? but i'm scared that the Detector will beep. And then everyone will laugh. I can't put them in the bag because they can see them with the x-Ray Scanner.

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« Reply #1788 on: May 16, 2012, 12:38:54 PM »
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My gf and i been dating for 6 months and we talk dirty and i hold her tight but when can i touch her rack ?
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I rather depends if it is her rack of lamb or plate rack to which you refer . Timings between the two differ considerably.

If the latter touching when the plates are dry is absolutely fine. This is usually in less than half an hour. If it is the former, well here things become a little more complicated.

For raw lamb certainly it is best touched before it becomes maggot ridden otherwise your fingers tend to go straight through it. Most unpleasant and somewhat smelly.

For cooked lamb wait until the meat has cooled to at least 55-60 degrees c Touching prior to this will result in burnt and damaged fingers. This of course is always supposing that you are not wearing oven gloves or mits whilst the touching is taking place.

I hope this answers your question on this most perplexing of problems for so many young men. angel1

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« Reply #1789 on: May 16, 2012, 12:42:31 PM »
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« Reply #1790 on: May 16, 2012, 12:47:16 PM »
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« Reply #1791 on: May 16, 2012, 06:58:30 PM »
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Anyone give me some tips for a successful safari in Tanzania?

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« Reply #1792 on: May 16, 2012, 07:19:09 PM »
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Why do women love pilots while finding bus drivers unattractive ?
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« Reply #1793 on: May 16, 2012, 07:25:42 PM »
Bus drivers don't wear suits , with shiny buttons and a crisp white shirt  cloud9:
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« Reply #1794 on: May 16, 2012, 07:38:33 PM »
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« Reply #1795 on: May 16, 2012, 08:30:54 PM »
I once got a telling off after a cocktail party (which I loathe) . .

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« Reply #1796 on: May 17, 2012, 06:01:31 PM »
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What city is india in?
like what state and city is india in
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« Reply #1797 on: May 17, 2012, 10:28:47 PM »
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What city is india in?
like what state and city is india in
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« Reply #1798 on: May 19, 2012, 03:44:12 PM »
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Where can I find a female dwarf stripper in the southwest uk area! It's for a stag do?
Female midget dancing stripper, Weston super mare
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« Reply #1799 on: May 19, 2012, 03:45:18 PM »
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Where can I find a female dwarf stripper in the southwest uk area! It's for a stag do?
Female midget dancing stripper, Weston super mare
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