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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1890 on: June 26, 2012, 12:50:35 PM »
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Im a virgin, and want to stay that way, but i also want to have sex what should i do?
I just want to try it, but i still want to be a virgin
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Take it up yer arse would probably not be an acceptable answer.

I'm given to understand that this is much favoured by the Greeks as a solution to the same problem
According to Mary Wesley (Author) it was a much practiced method of:
(i) Birth Control by young marrieds
AND
(ii) Maintenance of virginty by non marrieds

All in the 1920's, 30's and 40's, particularly in the upper classes.


Source: Her Biography "Wild Mary" by Patrick Marnham
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1891 on: June 26, 2012, 03:57:20 PM »
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« Reply #1892 on: June 26, 2012, 04:48:06 PM »
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There is a girl who I want to be my next wife. How do I know it is Holy Spirit talking or it is lust?
I am 46, my first wife is 38, my second wife is 31, and the girl is 16. We all think she will be wonderful addition to our family.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1893 on: June 26, 2012, 05:48:25 PM »
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There is a girl who I want to be my next wife. How do I know it is Holy Spirit talking or it is lust?
I am 46, my first wife is 38, my second wife is 31, and the girl is 16. We all think she will be wonderful addition to our family.
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A Mormon! Says it all really!

Bloody imaginary friends . . .
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #1894 on: June 27, 2012, 02:55:57 PM »
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Can i bring potatoes on a plane?
flying in the u.s.a and i wanted to bring potatoes with me-- im pregnant and i dont want to eat up everyone elses potatoes when i visit family lol. i am only bringing carry on is this okay?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1895 on: July 03, 2012, 04:27:47 PM »
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Why do people pay to go up to high towers and then rent a binocular to look at things on the ground?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1896 on: July 03, 2012, 04:49:51 PM »
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Why do people pay to go up to high towers and then rent a binocular to look at things on the ground?
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That sounds almost like Stephen Wright ...

http://www.freemaninstitute.com/Wright.htm
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« Reply #1897 on: July 03, 2012, 06:06:11 PM »
 lol: lol: Now he's worth looking into, as it were.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1898 on: July 03, 2012, 06:22:01 PM »
One of my favourites ... still makes me smile   ;D

"I went to a restaurant that serves "Breakfast at any time", so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance"
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« Reply #1899 on: July 04, 2012, 08:27:16 PM »
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What other places could I visit near New Castle?

It seems that Dur Ham is not an acceptable answer  redface:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1900 on: September 01, 2012, 06:04:08 PM »
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How do we know that dinosaurs didn't develop a religion?
There are so many gaps in the fossil record. In the millions of years before 65 mya, at least one species could have developed a religion, couldn't it?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1901 on: September 01, 2012, 06:11:15 PM »
You've allowed back then?

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« Reply #1902 on: September 01, 2012, 06:12:22 PM »
New account  redface:
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« Reply #1903 on: September 01, 2012, 09:39:41 PM »
Banned AGAIN  noooo:
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« Reply #1904 on: September 01, 2012, 10:08:03 PM »
 noooo:

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