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Offline Just One More

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2385 on: July 16, 2013, 08:23:05 PM »
You can use it for kids though  :thumbsup:


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« Reply #2386 on: July 16, 2013, 08:24:09 PM »
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« Reply #2387 on: July 17, 2013, 07:10:14 AM »
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Is there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?

Duct tape  :thumbsup:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2388 on: July 17, 2013, 07:17:19 AM »
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Is there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?

Duct tape  :thumbsup:

IMO there is very little in this world that can't be fixed by Duct tape and/or No More Nails. :thumbsup: ;)
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2389 on: July 17, 2013, 08:54:28 AM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2390 on: July 17, 2013, 08:56:41 AM »
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Is there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?

Duct tape  :thumbsup:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2391 on: July 17, 2013, 09:12:23 AM »
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Is there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?

Duct tape  :thumbsup:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2392 on: July 17, 2013, 09:20:35 AM »
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Is there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?

Duct tape  :thumbsup:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2393 on: July 17, 2013, 10:09:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2013, 07:17:19 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 17, 2013, 07:10:14 AM
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Is there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?

Duct tape  :thumbsup:

IMO there is very little in this world that can't be fixed by Duct tape and/or No More Nails.

Quite so. A screamer is one thing, but a scratcher is definitely unacceptable.

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2394 on: July 17, 2013, 10:20:05 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2013, 10:09:33 AM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 17, 2013, 07:17:19 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 17, 2013, 07:10:14 AM
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Is there any way to stop my girlfriend from being a screamer but still have our good sexlife?
My girlfriend is a screamer in bed. When we talk, we are always honest with each other good or bad. She says she has always been a screamer.I've been holding back one thing from her. I can't have an orgasm without a lot of effort with her. Her screams make it hard to enjoy myself. Is there a way for her to not scream yet still maintain her level of pleasure?

Duct tape  :thumbsup:

IMO there is very little in this world that can't be fixed by Duct tape and/or No More Nails.

Quite so. A screamer is one thing, but a scratcher is definitely unacceptable.

Always keep a pair for pliers with the silk scarf in the bedside cabinet.



Top-tip: Always fit the scarf first.  Thumbs:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2395 on: July 18, 2013, 08:41:45 AM »
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If you are not a virgin when you get married, can you still wear a white gown?
This is probably a ridiculous question, but I have always liked the traditional wedding dresses. I know that white is supposed to represent purity but I am not a virgin.

It seems that, "All wedding dress shops employ a doctor to give you a medical examination" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2396 on: July 18, 2013, 09:16:26 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2397 on: July 18, 2013, 04:22:42 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2398 on: July 20, 2013, 12:02:50 PM »
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Can you put ice lolly's in a suitcase?

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2399 on: July 20, 2013, 04:02:00 PM »
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Can you put ice lolly's in a suitcase?

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Surely nobody could be that stupid..... even a yank which I assume they were... noooo:
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