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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #300 on: August 14, 2010, 03:10:22 PM »
Tipping the sack cloth me thinks if it is being done on a budget.

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« Reply #301 on: August 15, 2010, 08:39:30 AM »
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How can i legally get married to my mother-in-law?
My wife just died recently in a car accident and i really missed her a lot, her mother is the only person that looks almost like her except shes older. Sometimes i mistaken her as my wife and even tried to make her sleep with me.
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« Reply #302 on: August 15, 2010, 09:33:31 AM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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« Reply #303 on: August 15, 2010, 09:57:26 AM »
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How can i legally get married to my mother-in-law?
My wife just died recently in a car accident and i really missed her a lot, her mother is the only person that looks almost like her except shes older. Sometimes i mistaken her as my wife and even tried to make her sleep with me.
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« Reply #304 on: August 15, 2010, 10:48:16 AM »
What part of the UK do the easiest women live?
Im sure that is not London and maybe instead of using the term easy, i should use the term more open to have sex. 10 points for the best answer.
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« Reply #305 on: August 15, 2010, 11:30:37 AM »
Have a w@nk lad ~ it's cheaper.  whistle:
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« Reply #306 on: August 16, 2010, 08:51:13 AM »
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Will my laptop still work properly, if i detach its screen?
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« Reply #307 on: August 16, 2010, 03:23:35 PM »
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Ive got 8 sausages what can i do with them ?
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« Reply #308 on: August 18, 2010, 08:40:52 AM »
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Where can I learn the 'crouching tiger, hidden penis' sex move?
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« Reply #309 on: August 18, 2010, 06:30:17 PM »
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Can u have a pet armadillo in the uk?
if u can, how much do they cost? thanx :) x
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #310 on: August 19, 2010, 09:45:52 AM »
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Where can I learn the 'crouching tiger, hidden penis' sex move?
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« Reply #311 on: August 19, 2010, 01:20:03 PM »
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Please answer, no one is answering, Is "C" Grade for A level Statistics good?

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« Reply #312 on: August 19, 2010, 01:32:43 PM »
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Please answer, no one is answering, Is "C" Grade for A level Statistics good?

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« Reply #313 on: August 22, 2010, 03:58:39 PM »
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What would happen if I put a ball of paper into the microwave?
I need to dispose of some paper without anyone seeing it. Ever. So that means I cannot put it into the bin or throw it over the fence just in case.

So will it just make it go black and unrecognizable? Or will it catch fire? Is it safe? What will happen?
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« Reply #314 on: August 22, 2010, 04:24:18 PM »
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I have a coracle.

Can my normal doctor treat it or do I have to go to a special clinic?

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