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[Nick]

English Perspective about a nun?
I was dating this girl for over two and a half years, like since high school, and she told me a few days ago that she wanted to become a nun.

I don't know much about catholic's or anything, but I thought you had to be a virgin to become a nun? But i know for SURE that she is not even kind of a virgin. We were together, but we had an understanding. I do my thing, she does her thing, but no kissing and we tell each other. My friend had a 3 way with her and this kid from school at this party last summer up in my parents bathroom. THAT doesn't seem like a very nunny thing to do does it? My fellow Americans have let me down in their responses. Maybe the great English could offer their thoughts.

My question is, if a girl wants to be a nun, can she have 3 ways with two other guys, one that isn't even me, in my parents bathroom and still become a nun, or do they do pre-nun tests?

[Miss Demeanour]

She just has to say sorry doesn't she and then she can become a nun 

[tel]

Has to be a novice first.

[Pastis]

Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.

[Barman]

Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.

 

[Nick]

Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.

 

I said she would be barred on aesthetic grounds and suggested she cut out the pies 

[Barman]

Am i to fat for legoland uk?
my son really want to go to legoland, I have a medical condition that's makes me put on weight and am worried that i wont be able go fit on the rides with him. most of the rides say you must be accompany by a adult.
I weight 15stone am 5ft and a size 20.

 

I said she would be barred on aesthetic grounds and suggested she cut out the pies 

[Nick]

Which was when they banned me 

[Snoopy]

Well you've had a good run.

[Miss Demeanour]

Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.

You are cruising for a bruisin  

[Pastis]

Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.

You are cruising for a bruisin  

Eh? 

[Darwins Selection]

Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.

You are cruising for a bruisin  

Eh? 

I think she thought you meant her, not the other she. 

[Pastis]

Has to be a novice first.

Oh, I think she's way past that stage.

You are cruising for a bruisin  

Eh? 

I think she thought you meant her, not the other she. 

   Surely not. But you're right, I was referring to the 'she' in the Yahoo Answer