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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #525 on: March 28, 2011, 08:48:41 PM »
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Which country in northern africa is a dictatorship?
i live in florida and my geography hw is on africa. one question is which country in northern africa is a dictatorship? plz help me
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« Reply #526 on: March 29, 2011, 05:58:44 AM »
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Which country in northern africa is a dictatorship?
i live in florida and my geography hw is on africa. one question is which country in northern africa is a dictatorship? plz help me
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« Reply #527 on: March 31, 2011, 03:41:42 PM »
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Where can I meet firefighters in Perth, Western Australia?

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« Reply #528 on: March 31, 2011, 03:52:35 PM »
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« Reply #529 on: March 31, 2011, 03:59:53 PM »
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Where can I meet firefighters in Perth, Western Australia?

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« Reply #530 on: April 04, 2011, 05:30:47 PM »
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are there radioactive food in radioactive places in the restaurants selling radioactive food radioactive areas?

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« Reply #531 on: April 04, 2011, 07:05:01 PM »
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are there radioactive food in radioactive places in the restaurants selling radioactive food radioactive areas?

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« Reply #532 on: April 05, 2011, 11:27:30 AM »
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Can outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?
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« Reply #533 on: April 05, 2011, 12:25:09 PM »
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Can outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?
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« Reply #534 on: April 05, 2011, 12:27:38 PM »
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« Reply #535 on: April 05, 2011, 12:29:14 PM »
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Can outsiders visit sex addicts annonymous meetings, and where can I find one in the LA area?
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Answer: No, it has to be in cider.

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« Reply #536 on: April 05, 2011, 12:29:26 PM »
Good piece of lateral thinking though  rubschin:
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« Reply #537 on: April 05, 2011, 03:52:47 PM »
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Will Disneyland ask to see my child?
My son is 2.5, but he looks like hes 4. We will be staying at a hotel across the street and will be walking. My concern is that the time we plan on going is around my sons naptime and he probably will be asleep in his stroller. I put a blanket over the stroller to block sunlight, but when I go through the gates, will they ask to take a peep at him to verify his age? Hes tall for his age and his feet stuck out from the bottom.

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« Reply #538 on: April 05, 2011, 05:42:03 PM »
How about "What's the point of taking a child to Disneyland when the child will be asleep and see nothing?"



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« Reply #539 on: April 06, 2011, 09:09:59 AM »
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What is a powerful, dramatic song for me to walk down the aisle to?

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