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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #435 on: January 29, 2011, 05:14:46 PM »
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Help, finding it very hard to come up with a catchy name for my new home based travel agency?

It seems "Get Lost" was not an acceptable answer  redface:
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« Reply #436 on: January 30, 2011, 07:43:29 AM »
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« Reply #437 on: January 30, 2011, 08:13:24 AM »
Since most questioners are American how about "The World Ends at the US Border" ::)
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« Reply #438 on: January 30, 2011, 08:17:13 AM »
Since most questioners are American how about "The World Ends at the US Border" ::)

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« Reply #439 on: February 01, 2011, 12:33:57 PM »
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LADIES! If you were in a coma would you prefer your husband sleep with your unconscious body or another woman?
LADIES!

Let's say you are happily married...have an accident...and fall into a coma...days pass...months pass...YEARS pass...your lifeless body is on Life Support with no sign of a recovery...

Do you expect your husband to stand by your side? Would you allow him to start sleeping with other women? Or do you consent to your husband making-love to your unconscious body?

"Some of us have been doing that for years" appears to be an unacceptable answer  redface:
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« Reply #440 on: February 01, 2011, 06:24:28 PM »
Oh dear.
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« Reply #441 on: February 02, 2011, 10:00:36 AM »
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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« Reply #442 on: February 02, 2011, 10:10:54 AM »
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« Reply #443 on: February 02, 2011, 03:12:00 PM »
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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I think I did once but it wasn't much fun as far as I can remember.
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« Reply #444 on: February 03, 2011, 10:02:23 AM »
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Did you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #445 on: February 03, 2011, 11:18:09 AM »
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Did you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?
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Tell them yes, you married the dog.
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« Reply #446 on: February 03, 2011, 11:24:49 AM »
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Did you include your dog in your wedding? What can you share about the experience that might help others?
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Tell them yes, you married the dog.

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #447 on: February 05, 2011, 10:17:01 AM »
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Traveling With: Washing Machine QUESTION?
I want to take a washing machine with me abroad to a foreign country. I want to know what circumstances i have to face and if i am allowed to do this.

Its 50cm's in height approx.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #448 on: February 05, 2011, 10:31:18 AM »
I trust you told them it would not fit in the overhead locker  razz:
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« Reply #449 on: February 05, 2011, 03:08:57 PM »
HELP!!!HOW TO MAKE HIM NOT WEAR CONDOM?!?!?


Okay so i want to give my boyfriend this because i dont want to have sex with him yet im honestly not ready to have sex and yes im a virgin:) but i still want him to get something with out wanting sex everytime i get this ***** goin..so yes i am sure i want to do this and we talk about having sex and im not ready and hes okay with that but everytime i get him on he goes home with a ***** so i feel bad and i dont just want to do this for him but i want to do it...last time we talked about it he said hes never gotten a ******* but hes going to wear a condom if i do to him because he does want to ejaculate on me and i honestly dont mind if he does ejaculate on me a little but i definitely dont want to be sucking on rubber..so i want to know how i can convince my boyfriend not to wear one please help and thank you:)
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