Yahoo Answers

[Nick]

I have been banned from Yahoo Answers. They don't like it up them, like 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

They don't know that you are AKA Mr Toad though do they?  I suggest that you really start messing with their minds now.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

They don't know that you are AKA Mr Toad though do they?  I suggest that you really start messing with their minds now.

I think he's messed with their minds enough don't you...?   

[Nick]

I think it was the wumman who was having trouble booking he Eurostar from Doncaster to Seville that did me in 

[Barman]

I think it was the wumman who was having trouble booking he Eurostar from Doncaster to Seville that did me in 

[Nick]

I was only trying to be helpful, like 

[Nick]

Can someone help me put this in my own words?

[Nick]

im setting up a basketball team for Essex girls. I need a good name. Is Essex 69ers a good name?

[Baldy]

im setting up a basketball team for Essex girls. I need a good name. Is Essex 69ers a good name?

You could have replied 68ers... you suck mine and I owe you one. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I joined The Sheffield Forum thinking that this would help my integration into society here.

On a gardening thread I posted that I had just purchased some Purple Majesty seed potatoes.  Flowergirl then asked 'what are they called please'. I think I might have set my expectations too high.

[Snoopy]

Blessed are they that expecteth nowt for they shall not be disappointed.

[Darwins Selection]

On a gardening thread I posted that I had just purchased some Purple Majesty seed potatoes. 

Flowergirl then asked 'what are they called please'.

I hope you replied "Chips in their Jackets" 

[Nick]

PLEASE HELP I'm terrified to have sex with my Boyfriend because of this ?
Okay...so some time ago, I heard about this story...it was this boy and this girl. They were both boyfriend and girlfriend, and they both loved eachother. Anyway, they had decided to have sex, so they did...Everything was going well, until (I'm actually shuddering whilst typing this) something went wrong, a muscle-tension or lock-up happened, and the boy's thighs criss-crossed around this girl's throat so tightly..that it killed her. They were not doing any weird positions and they weren't into any strangling games as it mentioned in the article. This was merely an accident.. Okay I have a MASSIVE phobia of suffocation/strangulation so just the thought of this is making me want to cry.Why do girls still have sex with boys if everytime they risk having a similar fate to that poor girl- who probably died in agony?! What if I did have sex and it happened to me? How would I escape from it? Can you escape from it? I never want to have sex..I just don't know how to tell my boyfriend about this. What can I do? everytime I even LOOK at a boys legs I shudder..Someone fricken' DIED between those. Out of all the ways to die I DO NOT want to die like that poor girl did..I'm absaloutely terrified..please help..

[Nick]

My teenage daughter walked in on us having sex?
ONLY MATURE COMMENTS PLEASE!

I feel slightly weird talking about this but i honestly don't know what to do?
Basically i have a teenage daughter who is 14 and last week we had the house to ourselves as we hardly ever do. My son was out with his mates and my daughter was at a sleepover with her mates, knowing we had the house to ourselves my husband wanted to act out one of his fantasies on me (which was very strong if you know what i mean) so i let him.
Not knowing that my daughter had come home as her best friend who was having the sleepover became ill and her parents sent everyone home. Me and my husband were in the living room and she walked in on us.

I have never been so mortified in my entire life.

My daughter is now refusing to talk to either of us and says she never will. Told us that we are disgusting and only animals behave like us, that we have now officially put her off boys for LIFE, and stated that she will never look at the same again.