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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #585 on: April 17, 2011, 08:41:39 PM »
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11 year old transgender air flight procedures?
Hi, im bryon.

My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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« Reply #586 on: April 17, 2011, 08:54:26 PM »
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11 year old transgender air flight procedures?
Hi, im bryon.

My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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"Bryon,
This could well have all started when she / he found out you were called Bryon. Change your name to Brian, proper like, and see how it goes"


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« Reply #587 on: April 19, 2011, 06:39:37 AM »
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Throwing a wedding for some horses. Ideas?
No, you read the title correctly.
My friend is throwing a birthday party for her female miniature horse (Miand) and will later have a wedding for Miand & Shadow, her fiance.
I understand how you are all probably rather confused, but we are just odd people.

So Thoughts for horse friendly of the following would be dandy, as well as other ideas! :
Wedding Cake
Horse Tuxedo
Horse Wedding dress

And I would love pictures if possible :)
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« Reply #588 on: April 19, 2011, 06:43:36 AM »
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11 year old transgender air flight procedures?
Hi, im bryon.

My daughter is 11 and she's transgender. the only problem is the her ticket say shes male. Since she is 11 do they have to do and things? because i know that if they had to pat her down and reach into her pants she would be terrified. But scince she is 11 do they have to do anything? but if they do what should i be prepared for or what can i do to prevent it? Thanks, bryon (ps she is atomically male but is considerd a "female")
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I'd answer:

"Bryon,
This could well have all started when she / he found out you were called Bryon. Change your name to Brian, proper like, and see how it goes"


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« Reply #589 on: April 19, 2011, 07:21:01 AM »
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St Brigit of Ireland could do what amazing trick for visitors?

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« Reply #590 on: April 19, 2011, 07:57:15 AM »
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« Reply #591 on: April 19, 2011, 02:45:15 PM »
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St Brigit of Ireland could do what amazing trick for visitors?

It appears that "Shooting ping pong balls out of her vagina" is not an acceptable answer  redface:

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« Reply #592 on: April 20, 2011, 09:02:53 PM »
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
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« Reply #593 on: April 20, 2011, 10:07:16 PM »
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
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« Reply #594 on: April 22, 2011, 04:01:15 PM »
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
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« Reply #595 on: April 23, 2011, 12:00:55 AM »
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
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"Go for limbless.  Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg  8)"

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« Reply #596 on: April 23, 2011, 09:02:01 AM »
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How much does it cost to rent a midget?
I was just curious how much it costs to rent a midget, only for a day or two, for a bachelor party.
Limbs are an asset but not necessarily required. Thank you.
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"Go for limbless.  Limbs'll cost you an arm and a leg  8)"
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« Reply #597 on: April 24, 2011, 07:46:00 AM »
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Walking down the aisle?
So my daddy is not going to be there b/c my parents got divorced when I was 9. i don't have any uncles or cousins to walk me down. Would it be okay if my dog Sadie walked me down the aisle. My soon to be Husband does not have any men that can walk me down. My mama can't walk me down b/c she can't go( medical reasons).
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« Reply #598 on: April 24, 2011, 07:49:38 AM »
It wasn't signed Kate Middleton was it ?  rubschin:
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« Reply #599 on: April 26, 2011, 07:46:53 AM »
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Sisters Due Date on MY Wedding?
So I'm more than livid right now. I'm 25 and have been engaged to my lovely fiance for over a year now after dating him more than 5 years. We have our wedding planned for July 23- Just 3 months from now. My 15 year old sister has just told us she's pregnant and has known since she was 2 months along .. but was scared to tell us! ... Guess what? She' due JULY 23!! -- We can't change the date as all the invites were sent months ago, and people will be coming from Europe to attend this wedding as well and have all booked flights already - Also the Venue we booked has a 2 year waiting list which is why we had to wait over a year and a half to get married in the 1st place. I can't be happy for my sister. She's always been a spoiled brat and now she's even ruining my wedding! MY DAY! Not hers! She of course won't be coming to the wedding any more (and she was a planned bridesmaid) - If she goes into labor on her due date my parents will be in quite a position and i'm sure all the attention will be brought on her. What should I do to calm myself down from this? I feel like punching my sister square in the stomache right now! :(
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