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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #795 on: August 27, 2011, 04:22:24 PM »
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Why are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.

I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #796 on: August 27, 2011, 04:36:36 PM »
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Why are British women so blessed?
Why are British women so lucky in a sense that they are blessed with large breasts? In fact every 2 out of 3 women in Britain i see walking down the street seem to be bigger than dd and its all natural. I feel so insecure being an a cup living there and being surrounded by full figured women. People like Nigella Lawson, Madeleine Smith, Liz Hurley and countless others just prove it.

I blame the diet. Is is because British women guzzle pints of full cream milk, good chocolate containing whole milk, eat everything with cream, eat fatty cheeses, and just chuck everything in butter? Is butterfat consumption correlated with a large breast size?

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« Reply #797 on: August 27, 2011, 04:37:50 PM »
Happy weekend that  eyes: eyes:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #798 on: August 27, 2011, 04:46:29 PM »
Nick is at the back 43 seconds in  point:

MADELINE SMITH.
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« Reply #799 on: August 27, 2011, 04:49:44 PM »
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I had forgotten how big they are.

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« Reply #800 on: August 27, 2011, 05:16:39 PM »
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« Reply #801 on: August 27, 2011, 05:17:50 PM »
My legs were a bit shakey.

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« Reply #802 on: August 27, 2011, 05:58:05 PM »
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What would British people be like if a hurricane hit Liverpool, England?

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« Reply #803 on: August 27, 2011, 06:03:13 PM »
Nick is at the back 43 seconds in  point:

MADELINE SMITH.

She must be very old now as she is mainly in black and white.....




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« Reply #804 on: August 27, 2011, 06:05:45 PM »
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« Reply #805 on: August 27, 2011, 06:08:10 PM »
I have sent you some of his finest puss through the post it should be with you on Tuesday. angel1

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« Reply #806 on: August 27, 2011, 06:30:03 PM »
That looks remarkably like a nursing home chair that she is sitting on by the way. noooo:

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« Reply #807 on: August 27, 2011, 07:28:39 PM »
Quite so JOM. noooo:
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« Reply #808 on: August 28, 2011, 07:44:49 AM »
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I just got married last night but I'm having a diffcult problem?
Hey everyone, I know this is going to sound a bit strange and unusal but this is how I feel. Well I just got married yesterday to this amazing beautiful woman tha ti've been dating for the past 4 - 5 years and I really love her with all of my heart but I have a defficult decsion to make. I don't want to have sex with her at all, not ever. I just feel like with sex the guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it besides i don't want her to see my butt. She wanted to do it last night after our wedding but I lied to her and told her that I wasn't feeling good but she's going to want to do it sooner or later.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #809 on: August 28, 2011, 08:58:04 AM »
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I just got married last night but I'm having a diffcult problem?
Hey everyone, I know this is going to sound a bit strange and unusal but this is how I feel. Well I just got married yesterday to this amazing beautiful woman tha ti've been dating for the past 4 - 5 years and I really love her with all of my heart but I have a defficult decsion to make. I don't want to have sex with her at all, not ever. I just feel like with sex the guy doesn't get nothing out of it bc the guy is doing all the work while the woman is enjoying every min of it besides i don't want her to see my butt. She wanted to do it last night after our wedding but I lied to her and told her that I wasn't feeling good but she's going to want to do it sooner or later.
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