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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #825 on: August 29, 2011, 05:02:13 PM »
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« Reply #826 on: August 30, 2011, 04:24:37 AM »
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« Reply #827 on: August 30, 2011, 07:51:50 AM »
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How long can you wait after you get married to have a wedding?
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« Reply #828 on: August 30, 2011, 11:51:47 AM »
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« Reply #829 on: August 30, 2011, 04:15:29 PM »
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How do you use a urinal (through your fly or over your pants?)?
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« Reply #830 on: August 31, 2011, 07:32:00 AM »
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« Reply #831 on: August 31, 2011, 05:43:41 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #832 on: September 02, 2011, 06:35:28 PM »
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"BBC news child sex abuse convictions up 60% in six years, perhaps some of our liberal minded posters can give a solution to this"

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« Reply #833 on: September 03, 2011, 05:52:47 AM »
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"BBC news child sex abuse convictions up 60% in six years, perhaps some of our liberal minded posters can give a solution to this"

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"At least the 5 and 7 year olds are happy"

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« Reply #834 on: September 04, 2011, 07:39:05 AM »
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How to have a Shakespeare inspired wedding?
I'm not getting married, just a teenager planning her future wedding :) I absolutely love Shakespeare and want some elements in my wedding to reflect that, but tackily so. The overall theme would be romantic, fairy-tale garden wedding, sort of "A Midsummer Night's Dream"-esque.

The only idea I've had is to write sonnets in gold calligraphy on old fashioned paper displayed on each table.

It seems that, "A Romeo and Juliet wedding would be a good idea. The bride and groom's families could have a huge swordfight and kill each other" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
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« Reply #835 on: September 04, 2011, 08:02:53 AM »
Maybe you could suggest that she takes an overdose. angel1
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« Reply #836 on: September 04, 2011, 06:59:54 PM »
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What are some some beaches that i could see the sunrise or saty all night? ?
I'm trying to be romantic for my girlfriend because she is leaving please help give me some suggestions ?
I live in Oregon
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #837 on: September 05, 2011, 09:09:08 PM »
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« Reply #838 on: September 06, 2011, 06:25:54 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #839 on: September 06, 2011, 06:56:20 PM »
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