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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1005 on: November 03, 2011, 10:35:02 AM »
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« Reply #1006 on: November 04, 2011, 07:12:14 AM »
I got top answer!  lol:

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« Reply #1007 on: November 04, 2011, 07:40:46 AM »
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« Reply #1009 on: November 04, 2011, 07:50:08 AM »
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1010 on: November 04, 2011, 08:40:49 AM »
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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Guy Fox?




 Who, the Fox hat?
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« Reply #1011 on: November 04, 2011, 09:10:54 AM »
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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 Who, the Fox hat?

 lol: lol: How many years have you waited to be able to do the old 'fox hat' joke Darwin?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1012 on: November 04, 2011, 09:31:46 AM »
I trust that by now some kind soul has put this ignorant child out of their misery and at least given them the correct spelling in order that they may Google the subject.

Personally I can't be arsed to search Yahoo Answers to find the question ..... but then I am not a kind soul by any definition.
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« Reply #1013 on: November 04, 2011, 09:35:33 AM »
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How dow do I make my dart frog deadly to humans?
I have a golden dart frog I purchased from an exotic pet store. They have no poison when raised in captivity because they get their poison from their diet they eat in the wild. With that being said I was reading on Wiki and found out that wild ones are the most deadly land animals in the world so I was wondering what I could feed it to give it some poison. I was told at the pet store to never feed one ant's so would that work?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1014 on: November 04, 2011, 10:28:14 AM »
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Why does the land of england celebrate guy fox?
im from san francisco & i cant find any history whatsoever on wikipedia about guy fox. our teacher gave us a assignment to do which is based on the history of england and the events that occured on the island many centuries ago. we were asked to pick a specific topic from a list about england and i chose guy fox and how he invented fireworks. needing help on this topic please folk.
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 Who, the Fox hat?

 lol: lol: How many years have you waited to be able to do the old 'fox hat' joke Darwin?

Opportunities are rare.

Also, as it is a joke much favoured by one DPDance, I try to avoid association.  ;)
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« Reply #1015 on: November 04, 2011, 11:14:00 AM »
The question now is ...... should a fake fox fur be described as Faux Fox?  whistle:
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« Reply #1016 on: November 04, 2011, 11:25:35 AM »
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How dow do I make my dart frog deadly to humans?
I have a golden dart frog I purchased from an exotic pet store. They have no poison when raised in captivity because they get their poison from their diet they eat in the wild. With that being said I was reading on Wiki and found out that wild ones are the most deadly land animals in the world so I was wondering what I could feed it to give it some poison. I was told at the pet store to never feed one ant's so would that work?
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We need a link paraquat would work as would sticking a hand grenade up it's bottom.

Faux fox sounds about right. I didn't know that Dippy used that joke we could make a VP film.  DP Dances with foxes.  There could be an Oscar in it for someone. rubschin:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1017 on: November 04, 2011, 11:43:08 AM »
On the subject of ignorance I'm afraid it is not confined to the USA.

Woodstock was asked, by a student, "Soooooo ... Was Queen Victoria the one wot got her head chopped off then?"

Before Woodstock could recover another student bellowed "No you arse, that was Anne Boleyn"

First student then replied "Oh so Ann Boleyn was her mum then"

Woodstock reports that she felt an urgent need to leave the room before committing a capital crime.


Same student, who clearly has not grasped the concept of history, also asked  "Sooooooo...... If Queen Victoria got Christmas from the Germans does that mean we didn't have Christmas before her then?"

Guffaws around the room and someone else answered "You twat, Christmas has been around since Jesus was born innit and that's like fousands of years ago"


Personally I am in awe of Woodstock's patience ~ I'd have killed someone by now.  eveilgrin:
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« Reply #1018 on: November 04, 2011, 11:47:12 AM »
BTW Out of a class of 20 students all studying As level history (which means they must have gained a GCSE at least) only two recognised that Henry VIII was the eighth king to bear the name Henry and had six wives rather than the other way around.
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« Reply #1019 on: November 04, 2011, 03:08:00 PM »
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