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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1230 on: December 23, 2011, 10:26:03 AM »
aaah the classic effect of mono soul tedium glue to mate  whistle:

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« Reply #1231 on: December 23, 2011, 05:28:41 PM »
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KFC catering for my wedding?
I want KFC to cater my wedding. Obviously I wouldn't have the kfc buckets out. I would have everything in a nice foil buffet container. Do you think they could do that? My finace and I live in the south and I guess you could call us country. We hunt and fish but our wedding is not themed around hunting. Its going to be very nice. Thanks for your help!
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« Reply #1232 on: December 23, 2011, 06:34:18 PM »
Foil buffet containers ~ very tasteful  ::)
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« Reply #1233 on: December 25, 2011, 05:00:25 PM »
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I want to get my female horse in another country pregnant by taking semen from NYC. To there?
do I need the semen alone the other country were my female horse is . and what is the semen and embryo do I need to take both there for the female ..( please help me .. )
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« Reply #1234 on: December 25, 2011, 09:36:23 PM »
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Why exactly does the Sun set in the West and rise in the East?
And....what's the difference? The sun setting and the sun rising? Is one more important than the other? I know that the Sun can't set without rising, nor can it rise without setting...but why is this so anyway?

BQ: Which is more beautiful sight? I pick Sunset...because it's easier to see and it's more watched while Sunrise is a lot harder as it's after dawn and more rare.
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« Reply #1235 on: December 26, 2011, 09:23:59 AM »
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Why exactly does the Sun set in the West and rise in the East?
And....what's the difference? The sun setting and the sun rising? Is one more important than the other? I know that the Sun can't set without rising, nor can it rise without setting...but why is this so anyway?

BQ: Which is more beautiful sight? I pick Sunset...because it's easier to see and it's more watched while Sunrise is a lot harder as it's after dawn and more rare.
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« Reply #1236 on: December 26, 2011, 05:36:25 PM »
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What is the ages in england?
The age for 13 in england
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« Reply #1237 on: December 26, 2011, 06:08:16 PM »
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How to make my donkey a therapy donkey?
I have a miniature donkey that has the PERFECT personality and temperament to be a therapy donkey.
I was wondering how I could go about making him a therapy donkey. I want to be able to take him to retirement homes or hospitals.
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« Reply #1238 on: December 26, 2011, 06:19:27 PM »
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How to make my donkey a therapy donkey?
I have a miniature donkey that has the PERFECT personality and temperament to be a therapy donkey.
I was wondering how I could go about making him a therapy donkey. I want to be able to take him to retirement homes or hospitals.
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Now that one makes some sense. There are many who believe that "Therapy Pets" aid recovery in seriously ill children and ease the loneliness of old age. I know a  number of people who share their pets through these schemes. A miniature donkey in such a therapy programme is not as crazy as it sounds.
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« Reply #1239 on: December 26, 2011, 06:20:54 PM »
A donkey? IN a hospital?

Good plan. WHat could possibly go wrong?
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« Reply #1240 on: December 26, 2011, 06:22:48 PM »
Somebody told me the other day that they were training miniature horses and donkeys as 'seeing eye' animals because they live longer than dogs....  rubschin:

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« Reply #1241 on: December 26, 2011, 06:27:35 PM »
No worse than cats then  whistle:
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« Reply #1242 on: December 26, 2011, 06:39:43 PM »
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What are two types of alcohol that rhyme?
It's for a song I'm writing and I can't really think of any. The closest I've got is jägerbomb and fireball. Which don't really rhyme
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« Reply #1243 on: December 26, 2011, 06:44:20 PM »
Something tells me that the Hymn to Ninkasi doesn't have anything to worry about.  lol:
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« Reply #1244 on: December 26, 2011, 08:03:40 PM »
Something tells me that the Hymn to Ninkasi doesn't have anything to worry about.  lol:

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