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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1365 on: January 24, 2012, 08:21:56 AM »
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Why did the Titanic sink?

It seems, "It filled with water," is not an acceptable answer redface:

How about:

It acquired negative bouyancy?

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« Reply #1366 on: January 24, 2012, 09:58:47 AM »
 lol:  I seemed to have acquired some of that too.
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« Reply #1367 on: January 24, 2012, 10:07:16 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 24, 2012, 09:58:47 AM
lol:  I seemed to have acquired some of that too.

I read that as tattoo...  eeek:

I must clean me specs...  redface:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1368 on: January 24, 2012, 11:55:10 AM »
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Is it true that Hereford rail station is going to be electrified?

It seems that "Yes, and everyone who goes there will die" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1369 on: January 29, 2012, 01:38:36 PM »
Bad souvenir decision  noooo:


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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1370 on: January 31, 2012, 09:13:10 PM »
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What language (specifically) do they speak in Mitaka, Tokyo, Japan?
Me and my friend are trying to learn It.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1371 on: January 31, 2012, 09:29:31 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1372 on: January 31, 2012, 09:38:55 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 31, 2012, 09:29:31 PM
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1373 on: January 31, 2012, 09:44:57 PM »
that's all I ever learned.... redface:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1374 on: February 01, 2012, 09:50:30 AM »
Chat up line failures:


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Did he wanted to have a conversation or my spoon?
So today in lunch a guy was walking with his friends and then he sat next to me and said "hey there, I just noticed you have a spoon there" I said "my spoon? yeah what about it?" and he said "are you gonna use it" I said "No, do you want it?" and he said "yeah great!" and left...
I've never talk to this guy before we're like strangers
oh and you can get an spoon from the place they serve us the food so idk why he asked me for my spoon lol
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1375 on: February 01, 2012, 09:58:46 AM »
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« Reply #1376 on: February 01, 2012, 02:54:12 PM »
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« Reply #1377 on: February 01, 2012, 03:26:59 PM »
Colonoscopy ~ Is performed by a doctor sticking a catheter and camera up yer jacksy and peering at yer colon from the inside. Impossible to DIY!

What is the matter with these people? The instructions are simple "Take off your clothes, lay down and open yer legs."  Banghead
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1378 on: February 01, 2012, 03:32:35 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 01, 2012, 03:26:59 PM
Colonoscopy ~ Is performed by a doctor sticking a catheter and camera up yer jacksy and peering at yer colon from the inside. Impossible to DIY!

What is the matter with these people? The instructions are simple "Take off your clothes, lay down and open yer legs."  Banghead

You smooth talker........
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1379 on: February 01, 2012, 03:39:42 PM »
As chat up lines go it has the merit of directness   angel1
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