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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1425 on: February 06, 2012, 12:26:28 PM »
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Not too sure why you find that so funny. It's a tragic affliction that affects most teenagers these days.

Some experts believe the condition has its roots in Global Warming as the teenage brain cannot handle the extra heat. Others believe it to be the result of giving up the will to live after realising that Bieber is not going to write to them, now, or any other time.


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« Reply #1426 on: February 06, 2012, 12:30:28 PM »
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« Reply #1427 on: February 06, 2012, 01:34:54 PM »
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That is not funny. AT ALL. That is actually very tragic.
I think you need to go and see a Psychologist, you must have serious mental issues if you find that amusing.
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« Reply #1428 on: February 06, 2012, 07:44:22 PM »
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Teacher caused daughter to wet her pants- how should I deal with this situation?

Apparently "Change her pants" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
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« Reply #1429 on: February 07, 2012, 09:00:53 AM »
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Teacher caused daughter to wet her pants- how should I deal with this situation?

Apparently "Change her pants" is not an acceptable answer  redface:

Answer would rather depend on the age of said daughter. Either change teacher, or change d's fetish
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« Reply #1430 on: February 07, 2012, 02:33:23 PM »
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Does Athens still exist?
I'm doing a project on Athens, Greece in world history. Does Athens still exist? I'm serious I'm so confused. Please help me. THANKS
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1431 on: February 07, 2012, 04:00:53 PM »
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Does Athens still exist?
I'm doing a project on Athens, Greece in world history. Does Athens still exist? I'm serious I'm so confused. Please help me. THANKS
Banghead Banghead


No ~ Athens is a myth  .... some say it slipped under the sea. Atlantis, however, is the capital of Greece
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« Reply #1432 on: February 07, 2012, 04:24:55 PM »
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Does Athens still exist?
I'm doing a project on Athens, Greece in world history. Does Athens still exist? I'm serious I'm so confused. Please help me. THANKS
Banghead Banghead


No ~ Athens is a myth  .... some say it slipped under the sea. Atlantis, however, is the capital of Greece

But only until they go bankrupt - then it'll be Bonn
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1433 on: February 07, 2012, 04:31:13 PM »
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Does Athens still exist?
I'm doing a project on Athens, Greece in world history. Does Athens still exist? I'm serious I'm so confused. Please help me. THANKS
Banghead Banghead


No ~ Athens is a myth  .... some say it slipped under the sea. Atlantis, however, is the capital of Greece

But only until they go bankrupt - then it'll be Bonn


It has long been said that we won the war but Germany won the peace ..... It has taken them some time but ...................
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« Reply #1434 on: February 07, 2012, 08:26:34 PM »
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I'm looking for a scholarship to go to a high school in England?
My friend and I really want to go to a boarding school in England because it would be good for educational purposes. We want one with boys and girls attending the school, with lots of sports and activities, good educators, good scholarship programs, a lot of field trips, teach French and speak English, and in Britian (as in they have british accents but speak English). For sports we would like horseback riding, swimming, and archery. My friend models so pageants would be nice to have. We don't care if the stables are on campus or near campus either would be nice. Thankyou and please please help us.

It seems that, "Not very demanding, are you?" is not an acceptable answer  redface:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1435 on: February 08, 2012, 08:50:03 AM »
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Can you have a strapless wedding dress if you have a big bust?
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Oh yes. It would make the wedding more exciting. Your guests could place bets on whether you would explode out of it and then shout "BINGO" when you do.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1436 on: February 08, 2012, 11:47:32 AM »
 noooo: You have far too much time on your hands.  Would you please make some mustard and artichoke pesto I am a little behind.  That is mustard on it's own and artichoke pesto on it's own not the two together if you see what I mean.

I will get some jars ready for you.  I have a new pinny, sent by my daughter, it arrived today an is therefore pristine.

It's all very therapeutic. angel1
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1437 on: February 08, 2012, 11:53:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2012, 11:47:32 AM
noooo: You have far too much time on your hands.  Would you please make some mustard and artichoke pesto I am a little behind.  That is mustard on it's own and artichoke pesto on it's own not the two together if you see what I mean.

I will get some jars ready for you.  I have a new pinny, sent by my daughter, it arrived today an is therefore pristine.

It's all very therapeutic. angel1

doh:

I've just been to the shops - I could have picked some up like....
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1438 on: February 08, 2012, 12:34:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2012, 11:47:32 AM
noooo: You have far too much time on your hands.  Would you please make some mustard and artichoke pesto I am a little behind.  That is mustard on it's own and artichoke pesto on it's own not the two together if you see what I mean.

I will get some jars ready for you.  I have a new pinny, sent by my daughter, it arrived today an is therefore pristine.

It's all very therapeutic. angel1

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1439 on: February 08, 2012, 01:25:23 PM »
Well what do you know

Question - What is the cheapest & fast way to get uncontested divorce?
My Answer - Buy a gun

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