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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1665 on: March 30, 2012, 03:59:39 PM »

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« Reply #1666 on: March 30, 2012, 05:03:26 PM »
Neither was, "don't talk with your mouth full"  redface:
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« Reply #1667 on: March 30, 2012, 06:48:15 PM »
Where in Liverpool can i find a sperm bank?


Apparently "any of the clubs" is not an acceptable answer  redface:

I think that we need some sort of clarification. Are we looking for a repository for sperm or some sort of slope of land adjoining a body of water, especially adjoining a river, lake, or channel. Often used in the plural composed of a collection sperm?
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« Reply #1668 on: April 01, 2012, 07:11:31 PM »
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Is there a road to hawaii?
Is there a connection between our side of the states and Hawaii?
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« Reply #1669 on: April 03, 2012, 03:45:47 PM »
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I would like to inquire about our medical results were already forwarded at Canadian Embassy.?


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Yes they have. I have read them carefully and regret to inform you that you have only weeks to live. Sorry.
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« Reply #1670 on: April 04, 2012, 04:03:42 PM »
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Is it normal to have these fantasies of killing people every other week?
Is it normal to have these fantasies of killing people every other week?
Okay, since I was 17, I've become fascinated by weapons - particularly swords. (Could Asperger Syndrome and OCD hold any relation to this?) And lately, I've had these fantasies, where I shall confront someone in the fields, and slash their aorta with a 22-inch steel blade or give them a massive tracheotomy. The vision gives me sort of a high. In my head, it's very bloody, with me being splattered by blood. I feel like no-one would stop me (unless they are armed with a gun of some sort.)

As much as I would like to act that fantasy out, I'd know it'd be bad. I know I'd get locked up. But then I'd feel nobody would poke fun at me for being a short, slight, 98-pound 'geek', as they dub me. I am planning on purchasing a Samurai Sword, for my 19th birthday. I was bullied a lot during my childhood, where I could no longer refrain my anger because of bullying, teasing, family issues and bad medication, I killed the pet parrot, by slamming him to the ground seven times. I'd do the same to insects. I've stopped that now, but violence and such has became what I may call, an 'addiction', by playing mature-rated video games, and watching movies such as SAW. I aspire in being a pathologist when I am older, and a large portion of the career is performing autopsies on the deceased. I have friends, but only a select few; at all the other schools I'd been to, everyone was against me. I'm still casually teased at my new school on a weekly basis, mainly by 13-16 year olds. When somebody teases me, I'd imagine them being killed, vividly, depending on how badly I was aggravated.
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« Reply #1671 on: April 05, 2012, 09:09:40 AM »
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Is there anywhere in Ireland I can buy black or blood red toilet paper?
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« Reply #1672 on: April 05, 2012, 03:13:40 PM »
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Why is it called good friday if it is on sunday?
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« Reply #1673 on: April 05, 2012, 03:21:51 PM »
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Is it normal to have these fantasies of killing people every other week?
Is it normal to have these fantasies of killing people every other week?
Okay, since I was 17, I've become fascinated by weapons - particularly swords. (Could Asperger Syndrome and OCD hold any relation to this?) And lately, I've had these fantasies, where I shall confront someone in the fields, and slash their aorta with a 22-inch steel blade or give them a massive tracheotomy. The vision gives me sort of a high. In my head, it's very bloody, with me being splattered by blood. I feel like no-one would stop me (unless they are armed with a gun of some sort.)

As much as I would like to act that fantasy out, I'd know it'd be bad. I know I'd get locked up. But then I'd feel nobody would poke fun at me for being a short, slight, 98-pound 'geek', as they dub me. I am planning on purchasing a Samurai Sword, for my 19th birthday. I was bullied a lot during my childhood, where I could no longer refrain my anger because of bullying, teasing, family issues and bad medication, I killed the pet parrot, by slamming him to the ground seven times. I'd do the same to insects. I've stopped that now, but violence and such has became what I may call, an 'addiction', by playing mature-rated video games, and watching movies such as SAW. I aspire in being a pathologist when I am older, and a large portion of the career is performing autopsies on the deceased. I have friends, but only a select few; at all the other schools I'd been to, everyone was against me. I'm still casually teased at my new school on a weekly basis, mainly by 13-16 year olds. When somebody teases me, I'd imagine them being killed, vividly, depending on how badly I was aggravated.
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« Reply #1676 on: April 06, 2012, 09:47:23 AM »
 happy001  ^^^ Some of those replies ^^^  lol:
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« Reply #1677 on: April 07, 2012, 08:22:06 AM »
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Whats best way to learn Irish so I can tavel abroad ?
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« Reply #1678 on: April 09, 2012, 11:59:37 AM »
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How long will it take me to fly to gran canaria?
I'm going to grab canaria & staying at playa de ingles

How long will it take to fly there & how longs the bus to playa de ingles from the air port?
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« Reply #1679 on: April 09, 2012, 12:51:35 PM »
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What career should i persue?
hi im currently doing my GCSE's in year 10, here are the subjects and my target grades: english language&literature both A/B these are two qualifications , maths C/B , science C/B which are two qualifications , history A , geography B , french B , betec business merit (B) , ict B and sports leader level one... im unsure on what to do in the future and what to take as an A-level i was thinking of taking : history,english (both), phycology, and possibly business .

originally , i wanted to be a criminal solicitoror but i dont think i will have the grades to do this or will i? however, laterly i have got a few ideas in mind which i want some information about please : a journalist or a phycolagist or a high school english teacher ;please help?
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