Disgusterous

Author Topic: Yahoo Answers  (Read 360688 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1935 on: November 17, 2012, 03:55:51 PM »
Not quite Yahoo Answers but I wasn't sure where else to put this.


Mr C and I were sitting in bed this morning laptops on laps, which is as it should be, when Mr C mutters 'I must be getting grumpy' when I enquired why with a resigned look on my face, he explained  'because I am bloody well getting fed up with all these naked women on Deviant art'.

It seems that 'no dear that's because you are getting old' was not an acceptable answer. lol:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4917
  • Reputation: 0
  • What a dead end job . .
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1936 on: November 17, 2012, 06:34:05 PM »
Not quite Yahoo Answers but I wasn't sure where else to put this.


Mr C and I were sitting in bed this morning laptops on laps, which is as it should be, when Mr C mutters 'I must be getting grumpy' when I enquired why with a resigned look on my face, he explained  'because I am bloody well getting fed up with all these naked women on Deviant art'.

It seems that 'no dear that's because you are getting old' was not an acceptable answer. lol:

I think you're right to be worried!

I 'Googled' "deviant art" and found deviantart.com - took a look, and, while I admit to liking many of the images (I'll visit again) there didn't seem to be many naked ladies there - did I miss something?
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109567
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1937 on: November 17, 2012, 06:36:28 PM »
try deviant tart angel1
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4917
  • Reputation: 0
  • What a dead end job . .
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1938 on: November 17, 2012, 06:40:13 PM »
That just brings up some bird's blog with various random images on it - still no nekkid wimmin!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 16072
  • Reputation: 0
  • I have a keen sense of stupidity!
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1939 on: November 18, 2012, 11:21:09 AM »
That just brings up some bird's blog with various random images on it - still no nekkid wimmin!

Attend your PMs and ye shall find. ;)
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109567
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1940 on: November 23, 2012, 08:07:59 PM »
Quote
I think i might have a Ghost in my house ''so I'm thinking of haveing my house circumcies'd?
What do you think , ?
Has anyone ever had there home circumcies'd
eeek:
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1941 on: November 23, 2012, 08:59:32 PM »
Quote
I think i might have a Ghost in my house ''so I'm thinking of haveing my house circumcies'd?
What do you think , ?
Has anyone ever had there home circumcies'd
eeek:

Magellan, 40 foot clipper etc. . . .
I mostly despair

Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4917
  • Reputation: 0
  • What a dead end job . .
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1942 on: November 24, 2012, 06:49:38 PM »
Sorry, but circum-whatever doesn't have any discernible effect on Ghosts!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109567
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1943 on: November 26, 2012, 12:37:52 PM »
Quote
My fiancé lied to me about being a billionaire...?
I've been with my fiancé for 5 months. a month into the relationship she told me shes the heiress of her billionaire father and she genuinely made it seem like she was a billionaire. She has a beautiful estate, 3 amazing cars. She knew I wasn't with her at all for the money but yesterday she came out and told me that shes only a multi-millionaire. It actually hurt me a lot to find this out because she's basically been lying to me about her worth.

I don't want to break up with her but I don't want a relationship built on lies. It makes me sick to find this out 5 months into the relationship and after I asked her to marry me.

What should I do?
::)
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Baldy

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 14085
  • Reputation: 0
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1944 on: November 26, 2012, 12:44:27 PM »
....Give her my number.  :thumbsup:

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154733
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1945 on: November 26, 2012, 12:51:13 PM »
Quote
My fiancé lied to me about being a billionaire...?
I've been with my fiancé for 5 months. a month into the relationship she told me shes the heiress of her billionaire father and she genuinely made it seem like she was a billionaire. She has a beautiful estate, 3 amazing cars. She knew I wasn't with her at all for the money but yesterday she came out and told me that shes only a multi-millionaire. It actually hurt me a lot to find this out because she's basically been lying to me about her worth.

I don't want to break up with her but I don't want a relationship built on lies. It makes me sick to find this out 5 months into the relationship and after I asked her to marry me.

What should I do?
::)

She must be a right minger!  lol:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

  • Fool Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4917
  • Reputation: 0
  • What a dead end job . .
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1946 on: November 26, 2012, 01:14:56 PM »
Quote
My fiancé lied to me about being a billionaire...?
I've been with my fiancé for 5 months. a month into the relationship she told me shes the heiress of her billionaire father and she genuinely made it seem like she was a billionaire. She has a beautiful estate, 3 amazing cars. She knew I wasn't with her at all for the money but yesterday she came out and told me that shes only a multi-millionaire. It actually hurt me a lot to find this out because she's basically been lying to me about her worth.

I don't want to break up with her but I don't want a relationship built on lies. It makes me sick to find this out 5 months into the relationship and after I asked her to marry me.

What should I do?
::)

She must be a right minger!  lol:

For some, the prospect of shedloads of moolah can vastly improve the tolerability where mingers are concerned!
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

Well, someone had to say it!

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154733
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1947 on: November 26, 2012, 02:00:15 PM »
Quote
My fiancé lied to me about being a billionaire...?
I've been with my fiancé for 5 months. a month into the relationship she told me shes the heiress of her billionaire father and she genuinely made it seem like she was a billionaire. She has a beautiful estate, 3 amazing cars. She knew I wasn't with her at all for the money but yesterday she came out and told me that shes only a multi-millionaire. It actually hurt me a lot to find this out because she's basically been lying to me about her worth.

I don't want to break up with her but I don't want a relationship built on lies. It makes me sick to find this out 5 months into the relationship and after I asked her to marry me.

What should I do?
::)

She must be a right minger!  lol:

For some, the prospect of shedloads of moolah can vastly improve the tolerability where mingers are concerned!

Exaktly!  ::)

he could only tolerate her when he though she was a billionaire - not a millionaire... geddit...?  noooo:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36695
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1948 on: November 26, 2012, 06:25:23 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 66448
  • Reputation: -2
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #1949 on: November 26, 2012, 06:36:58 PM »