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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2025 on: February 18, 2013, 05:37:21 PM »



WAKE UP AT THE BACK! As he whangs the blackboard rubber across the room.
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« Reply #2026 on: February 18, 2013, 06:07:32 PM »
Anywhooo ~ According to TfL there are 534 trains running at 0900 hrs on any given week day and this is the maximum. It tails off during the day and at weekends and curiously doesn't reach that peak again in the evening rush hour.

So 30 tonnes x 534 trains = 16,020 tonnes

This doesn't include the passengers of course.

That is about the same as 1314 London Double Decker Buses (unladen) which are about 12 tons (UK)  & that converts to 12.19256 tonnes each.
(Note some sources prefer to say that a laden London Bus weighs about 15 tons & other say that they weigh a mere 9.5 tons but I guess it all depends on which model of Routemaster you wish to use.)

Now where did I put my anorak?

But you have not weighed the tracks or tunnels  ::)
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2027 on: February 18, 2013, 06:34:06 PM »



WAKE UP AT THE BACK! As he whangs the blackboard rubber across the room.

Amateur...  ::)

A professional; would cause more pain with a piece of worn chalk....
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« Reply #2028 on: February 18, 2013, 06:36:56 PM »
I have a very funny story about a piece of chalk  :thumbsup:

But it's a bit long.  noooo:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2029 on: February 18, 2013, 06:43:24 PM »
I am wasted here.......... noooo:

Except he didn't fall under a tube train did he...? ::)

Nor did he have time to weigh the train he did fall under. angry041:

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Apey is an mong...  noooo:

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He also just slipped on a banana skin outside the shop! You can't make this shit up.  happy002

I am not surprised if he was wasted. noooo:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2030 on: February 18, 2013, 06:47:45 PM »
I have a very funny story about a piece of chalk  :thumbsup:

But it's a bit long.  noooo:

How long could a piece of chalk be...? ::)
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« Reply #2031 on: February 18, 2013, 06:53:21 PM »
 ::) ::)

In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding  redface:
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« Reply #2032 on: February 18, 2013, 06:57:04 PM »
::) ::)

In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding  redface:

I think we'll pass...  ::)
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2033 on: February 18, 2013, 06:59:57 PM »

In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding  redface:

Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.

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« Reply #2034 on: February 18, 2013, 07:01:34 PM »

In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding  redface:

Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.

It was winter tho...
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« Reply #2035 on: February 18, 2013, 07:02:53 PM »

In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding  redface:

Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.

It was winter tho...

Oh....that must be the misunderstanding bit then.

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« Reply #2036 on: February 18, 2013, 07:03:51 PM »

In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding  redface:

Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.

It was winter tho...

Oh....that must be the misunderstanding bit then.

He still told them it was nine...  noooo:
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« Reply #2037 on: February 18, 2013, 07:06:48 PM »

In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding  redface:

Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.

It was winter tho...

Oh....that must be the misunderstanding bit then.

He still told them it was nine...  noooo:

Metric or Imperial?

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« Reply #2038 on: February 18, 2013, 07:07:51 PM »

In this case a little under two inches. The story also involves fifteen 19 year old gerls and a serious misunderstanding  redface:

Nothing to brag about then, espechewully with a lot of young gerlies about.

It was winter tho...

Oh....that must be the misunderstanding bit then.

He still told them it was nine...  noooo:

Metric or Imperial?

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2039 on: February 18, 2013, 07:08:24 PM »
It's nearly as funny as the tale of the Cat and the Coconut. Though it wasn't funny at the time  noooo:  Indeed, I had nightmares about it for a while  scared2:
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