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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2040 on: February 18, 2013, 07:09:39 PM »
It's nearly as funny as the tale of the Cat and the Coconut. Though it wasn't funny at the time  noooo:  Indeed, I had nightmares about it for a while  scared2:

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« Reply #2041 on: February 18, 2013, 07:14:12 PM »
Oh the cat was fine  :thumbsup:  Though the RSPCA were puzzled by the entire incident. If only the actress had not forgotten her specs  noooo:
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« Reply #2042 on: February 18, 2013, 07:15:50 PM »
Oh the cat was fine  :thumbsup:  Though the RSPCA were puzzled by the entire incident. If only the actress had not forgotten her specs  noooo:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2043 on: February 18, 2013, 07:19:56 PM »
But it is true  cussing:

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« Reply #2044 on: February 18, 2013, 07:20:49 PM »
But it is true  cussing:

I may have to start a new thread

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2045 on: February 18, 2013, 07:30:56 PM »
wtf?

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2046 on: February 19, 2013, 10:26:09 AM »
Anywhooo ~ According to TfL there are 534 trains running at 0900 hrs on any given week day and this is the maximum. It tails off during the day and at weekends and curiously doesn't reach that peak again in the evening rush hour.

So 30 tonnes x 534 trains = 16,020 tonnes

This doesn't include the passengers of course.

That is about the same as 1314 London Double Decker Buses (unladen) which are about 12 tons (UK)  & that converts to 12.19256 tonnes each.
(Note some sources prefer to say that a laden London Bus weighs about 15 tons & other say that they weigh a mere 9.5 tons but I guess it all depends on which model of Routemaster you wish to use.)

Now where did I put my anorak?

But you have not weighed the tracks or tunnels  ::)

Nor the weight of earth, buildings and roads that all press down on the system's tunnels but I am not a civil engineer  ::)
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2047 on: February 25, 2013, 10:34:03 AM »
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If I carry a heavy school bag everyday will my height stop increasing?

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« Reply #2048 on: February 25, 2013, 06:48:09 PM »
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Do u believe that Talisman and amulet have power to protect like can cushion the effect of gunshot?

Apparently, "Yes, get someone to shoot you and see for yourself." is not an acceptable answer  redface:
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« Reply #2049 on: February 26, 2013, 08:44:38 AM »
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Do u believe that Talisman and amulet have power to protect like can cushion the effect of gunshot?

Apparently, "Yes, get someone to shoot you and see for yourself." is not an acceptable answer  redface:

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« Reply #2050 on: March 02, 2013, 10:09:13 AM »
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How old do you have to be to get severed in pubs in France?! Help!?

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« Reply #2051 on: March 02, 2013, 10:11:35 AM »
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How old do you have to be to get severed in pubs in France?! Help!?

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« Reply #2052 on: March 05, 2013, 06:12:43 PM »
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Will my lips catch on fire in an airplane?
At a certain altitude pilots sometime require to have an oxygen mask on to breath. Since pressurized oxygen can ignite petroleum products. My question is if your a pilot that has Chapstick on and you have to put on the oxygen mask during flight, could the pilots lips literally catch on fire?

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2053 on: March 06, 2013, 08:49:57 AM »
Link please we have another mind to mess with.
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