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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2280 on: June 18, 2013, 11:04:29 AM »
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I have recently done a numeracy and literacy entry level 3 exam assessment with nescot college?
i have recently done the initial assessment for entry level three of health and social care apprenticeship with nescot college. i have done it three times and failed and have no idea where i am going wrong. there does not seem to be any guidelines on the exam. i was told study bbc skills wise which is not in any way similar to the actual exam. so if anyone has any advice it would be very much appreciated.
its an online exam, there is a time limit for english and maths so 30 minutes each. please help
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this examination is just an entry exam i have to take to be allowed to do the nvq in health and social care, and if i dont pass it i cant do the nvq in health and social care.
And as far as i am aware we are the first to sit this new online exam. i called nescot college and all i was told is that bbc skills for life is the way forward to study the critera, but its nothing like the actual exam. i am not a stupid person, i write and speak english perfect, i seriously dont know where i am going wrong. i feel lost and iv googled a lot of numeracy and literacy exam onlines and have no problems doing them. please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2281 on: June 18, 2013, 11:21:21 AM »
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I have recently done a numeracy and literacy entry level 3 exam assessment with nescot college?
i have recently done the initial assessment for entry level three of health and social care apprenticeship with nescot college. i have done it three times and failed and have no idea where i am going wrong. there does not seem to be any guidelines on the exam. i was told study bbc skills wise which is not in any way similar to the actual exam. so if anyone has any advice it would be very much appreciated.
its an online exam, there is a time limit for english and maths so 30 minutes each. please help
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this examination is just an entry exam i have to take to be allowed to do the nvq in health and social care, and if i dont pass it i cant do the nvq in health and social care.
And as far as i am aware we are the first to sit this new online exam. i called nescot college and all i was told is that bbc skills for life is the way forward to study the critera, but its nothing like the actual exam. i am not a stupid person, i write and speak english perfect, i seriously dont know where i am going wrong. i feel lost and iv googled a lot of numeracy and literacy exam onlines and have no problems doing them. please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BBC skills?

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James Naughties unfortunate spoonerism slip

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13693904

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVTpX7LdZQ

Classic 70s BBC bloopers
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2282 on: June 18, 2013, 01:17:44 PM »
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I have recently done a numeracy and literacy entry level 3 exam assessment with nescot college?
i have recently done the initial assessment for entry level three of health and social care apprenticeship with nescot college. i have done it three times and failed and have no idea where i am going wrong. there does not seem to be any guidelines on the exam. i was told study bbc skills wise which is not in any way similar to the actual exam. so if anyone has any advice it would be very much appreciated.
its an online exam, there is a time limit for english and maths so 30 minutes each. please help
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this examination is just an entry exam i have to take to be allowed to do the nvq in health and social care, and if i dont pass it i cant do the nvq in health and social care.
And as far as i am aware we are the first to sit this new online exam. i called nescot college and all i was told is that bbc skills for life is the way forward to study the critera, but its nothing like the actual exam. i am not a stupid person, i write and speak english perfect, i seriously dont know where i am going wrong. i feel lost and iv googled a lot of numeracy and literacy exam onlines and have no problems doing them. please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 noooo:

BBC skills?

 rubschin:

James Naughties unfortunate spoonerism slip

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13693904

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVTpX7LdZQ

Classic 70s BBC bloopers

Still think the all time best was this one:

"The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey!"
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2283 on: June 18, 2013, 01:55:02 PM »
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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« Reply #2284 on: June 19, 2013, 12:52:37 PM »
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What is meant by the term "perennial underachiever"?

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« Reply #2285 on: June 19, 2013, 01:06:56 PM »
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What is meant by the term "perennial underachiever"?

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« Reply #2287 on: June 20, 2013, 06:46:32 AM »
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Who was the Roman Emperor in 1990? I need help please?
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« Reply #2288 on: June 20, 2013, 07:07:52 AM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2292 on: June 22, 2013, 02:02:45 PM »
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Who discover electrical bob?

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« Reply #2293 on: June 22, 2013, 02:04:33 PM »
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Who discover electrical bob?

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« Reply #2294 on: June 22, 2013, 02:26:09 PM »
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .