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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2370 on: July 16, 2013, 10:41:49 AM »
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Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed?
So I am planning on surprising my girlfriend one day when she comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab her and tie her up to our bed by handcuffing her to our bed's headboard and then gagged her by putting a strip of duct tape over her mouth and then having sex with her while she is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise her and tie her up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed ????

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2371 on: July 16, 2013, 10:43:45 AM »
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Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed?
So I am planning on surprising my girlfriend one day when she comes from work. I am planning on waiting behind the front door and then grab her and tie her up to our bed by handcuffing her to our bed's headboard and then gagged her by putting a strip of duct tape over her mouth and then having sex with her while she is all tied up. I have had this fantasy for a very long time and I always see it in the law and order svu shows and it turns me on so much. I got told that it will be bad of me to suddenly surprise her and tie her up to the bed all of a sudden like that. Would it be bad of me to suddenly surprise my girlfriend and tie her to our bed ????

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The duct tape a bit much but hey ... Shrugs:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2372 on: July 16, 2013, 11:03:20 AM »
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the price
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2373 on: July 16, 2013, 11:27:33 AM »
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the price

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« Reply #2374 on: July 16, 2013, 11:28:24 AM »
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the price
Or even a good old-fashioned scarf.

There's even too much modern technology in bondage these days.  noooo:
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« Reply #2375 on: July 16, 2013, 11:30:57 AM »
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the price
Or even a good old-fashioned scarf.

There's even too much modern technology in bondage these days.  noooo:

The market is wrapped up.......

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« Reply #2376 on: July 16, 2013, 11:34:59 AM »
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the price
Or even a good old-fashioned scarf.

There's even too much modern technology in bondage these days.  noooo:

The market is wrapped up.......

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« Reply #2377 on: July 16, 2013, 11:39:41 AM »
I think Boogs meant Duct tape was a bit too much cost when Lidl do bargain bondage tape for half the price
Or even a good old-fashioned scarf.

There's even too much modern technology in bondage these days.  noooo:

The market is wrapped up.......

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« Reply #2378 on: July 16, 2013, 11:47:22 AM »
All brings to mind (well my dubious mind) that episode of the much missed comedy Soap where Eunice and Dutch are talking about how much their sex life has been improved by role playing and Eunice blurts out how the best was the one where he dressed as a burglar and tied her up and Dutch looks blank

Oops!

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« Reply #2379 on: July 16, 2013, 11:57:44 AM »
All brings to mind (well my dubious mind) that episode of the much missed comedy Soap where Eunice and Dutch are talking about how much their sex life has been improved by role playing and Eunice blurts out how the best was the one where he dressed as a burglar and tied her up and Dutch looks blank

Oops!

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2380 on: July 16, 2013, 05:09:12 PM »
DucK tape  :thumbsup:

 
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« Reply #2381 on: July 16, 2013, 06:43:03 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2384 on: July 16, 2013, 07:30:55 PM »
Doesen't matter what you call it  Duck or Duct it is too sticky for laydee's faces .... noooo:

DS has the right idea a nice silk scarf much preferable ... :thumbsup:   cloud9:
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