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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2550 on: October 23, 2013, 05:36:38 PM »
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How far is Melbourne from Sydney?
I accidentally booked my hotel in Sydney, but I'm staying in Melbourne. Would you suggest I try to switch hotels? How far is the distance? I'd rather just keep my reservation to save the trouble. Thanks for any advice.

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« Reply #2551 on: October 23, 2013, 05:45:19 PM »
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How far is Melbourne from Sydney?
I accidentally booked my hotel in Sydney, but I'm staying in Melbourne. Would you suggest I try to switch hotels? How far is the distance? I'd rather just keep my reservation to save the trouble. Thanks for any advice.

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« Reply #2552 on: October 23, 2013, 06:23:16 PM »
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How far is Melbourne from Sydney?
I accidentally booked my hotel in Sydney, but I'm staying in Melbourne. Would you suggest I try to switch hotels? How far is the distance? I'd rather just keep my reservation to save the trouble. Thanks for any advice.

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« Reply #2553 on: October 23, 2013, 07:36:37 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2554 on: October 23, 2013, 07:38:15 PM »
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« Reply #2555 on: October 23, 2013, 07:43:41 PM »
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« Reply #2556 on: October 23, 2013, 07:56:42 PM »
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What do you think of my writing?
Sarah had just finished a long day of selling herself when she decided to skip the dice and go home to three hits of heroin. A warm glow fell on her whenever she thought about how good a life she has. Removing her boots, Sarah relaxed in her computer chair, flipped on a website of women stroking stallions and pulled out an unregistered gun to use as a dildo. Good stuff, Sarah thought. Good stuff. She turned off the website and stared at a picture of her father whom she assisted in suicide. It wasn't long after she finished and cleaned herself up that a pounding came at the door. It was the police.

All the time they were hauling her away, Sarah thought "what have I ever done to anybody?"

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« Reply #2557 on: October 25, 2013, 12:14:40 PM »
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If you change the heat settings on a radiator to the hottest. will the radiator get hotter or colder?

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2559 on: October 25, 2013, 12:41:23 PM »
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What time does the 10:05 to Kings Cross leave Leeds?
I'm getting the 10:05 train from Leeds to London Kings Cross on a Saturday.
It leaves Leeds at 10:05.
I'm not too sure what time it leaves Leeds.
Anyone help?
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« Reply #2560 on: October 25, 2013, 12:45:53 PM »
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What time does the 10:05 to Kings Cross leave Leeds?
I'm getting the 10:05 train from Leeds to London Kings Cross on a Saturday.
It leaves Leeds at 10:05.
I'm not too sure what time it leaves Leeds.
Anyone help?

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2561 on: October 25, 2013, 01:03:55 PM »
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What time does the 10:05 to Kings Cross leave Leeds?
I'm getting the 10:05 train from Leeds to London Kings Cross on a Saturday.
It leaves Leeds at 10:05.
I'm not too sure what time it leaves Leeds.
Anyone help?

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« Reply #2562 on: October 25, 2013, 01:05:17 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2563 on: October 26, 2013, 09:09:55 AM »
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What does 'airhead' mean?
My girlfriend texted me, 'You are an airhead'. What does it mean? Am confused

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« Reply #2564 on: October 26, 2013, 02:29:10 PM »
I  have to say I struggle to believe that most of these people are real surely they are taking the piss ... I know things are bad  with the standards of some educational establishments but surely they can't be that bad  noooo:
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