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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2715 on: February 22, 2014, 08:16:44 AM »
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Can some one please tell me the easiest and painless way to end my life.?

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Can't guarantee painless but swiping Miss D's creme eggs and voddy would certainly be quick and easy.  rubschin:
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« Reply #2716 on: February 22, 2014, 09:10:20 AM »
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Just got 3 fillings done, how long must I wait until I can eat?

I wonder if "one month for each filling" will be the most popular answer....?  rubschin:
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« Reply #2717 on: February 22, 2014, 09:11:36 AM »
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Just got 3 fillings done, how long must I wait until I can eat?

I wonder if "one month for each filling" will be the most popular answer....?  rubschin:

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« Reply #2718 on: February 22, 2014, 09:14:10 AM »
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Just got 3 fillings done, how long must I wait until I can eat?

I wonder if "one month for each filling" will be the most popular answer....?  rubschin:

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« Reply #2719 on: February 22, 2014, 09:20:14 AM »
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So i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it

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Linky please it may be time for some Saturday mind messing. eveilgrin:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140221071047AAB61WX  whistle:

 What? There are no cities anywhere in Europe where everyone walks around naked.

And there are certainly NO such places in Italy.

You might encounter topless ladies at the beach, but that would be about it.

Anyway, nudity is perfectly natural and normal. It's your dirty mind that's the problem.

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« Reply #2720 on: February 22, 2014, 09:26:53 AM »
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Am I allowed a fringe in my passport? (Uk)?

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Okay so Im a 15 year old female who is going to take her passport picture in a few weeks and i have a fringe because i dont have eyebrows.. Long story please dont judge:/


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« Reply #2721 on: February 22, 2014, 09:33:13 AM »
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Am I allowed a fringe in my passport? (Uk)?

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Okay so Im a 15 year old female who is going to take her passport picture in a few weeks and i have a fringe because i dont have eyebrows.. Long story please dont judge:/


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« Reply #2722 on: February 22, 2014, 09:37:10 AM »
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Am I allowed a fringe in my passport? (Uk)?

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Okay so Im a 15 year old female who is going to take her passport picture in a few weeks and i have a fringe because i dont have eyebrows.. Long story please dont judge:/


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Did you cook for her....... rubschin:

Doubt it, she still has a fringe apparently  rubschin:
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« Reply #2723 on: February 22, 2014, 09:39:00 AM »
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« Reply #2724 on: February 22, 2014, 10:17:38 AM »
Are you seriously claiming that with all the years of bizarre exploits you have had you've never burned off your eyebrows and fringe?  rubschin:
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« Reply #2725 on: February 22, 2014, 10:26:20 AM »
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« Reply #2726 on: February 22, 2014, 10:28:39 AM »
Are you seriously claiming that with all the years of bizarre exploits you have had you've never burned off your eyebrows ginge?  rubschin:

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« Reply #2727 on: February 22, 2014, 10:32:49 AM »
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« Reply #2728 on: February 22, 2014, 10:37:19 AM »
I set fire to my nose once  noooo:

Flaming sambuca?  rubschin:
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« Reply #2729 on: February 22, 2014, 03:25:11 PM »
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So i am going to take my kids to italy and i want to know what cities do not have nude cities and don't say u shouldnt take your kids to italy i don't want to hear it

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Linky please it may be time for some Saturday mind messing. eveilgrin:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140221071047AAB61WX  whistle:

 What? There are no cities anywhere in Europe where everyone walks around naked.

And there are certainly NO such places in Italy.

You might encounter topless ladies at the beach, but that would be about it.

Anyway, nudity is perfectly natural and normal. It's your dirty mind that's the problem.

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