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[Grumpmeister]

I set fire to my nose once 

[Barman]

I set fire to my nose once 

Poor Miss D.... 

[Nick]

he catholic priest told my husband and I to just get 2 different couples. One couple for the candle lighting and the ropes that goes around my husband and I. And the money coins can be for another one couples. From what the priest told me is that the couple that are doing the candle lighting should also be doing the ropes. And that the money coins can be another 1 couple. The priest told me I can decorate the church any way I would like. But now I'm having so much stress about my mom telling me that ONLY 1 COUPLE should be in charge of the whole ceremony at the church for the flowers decorations, candle lighting, ropes, the boutique from the virgin mary, and the money to pay for the church ceremony... so my question is what, and how many couples can I get for the church ceremony to be sponsors???????? please help. my mom is really stressing me out.....

Ropes 
Boutique 

I hardly know where to begin

[Barman]

he catholic priest told my husband and I to just get 2 different couples. One couple for the candle lighting and the ropes that goes around my husband and I. And the money coins can be for another one couples. From what the priest told me is that the couple that are doing the candle lighting should also be doing the ropes. And that the money coins can be another 1 couple. The priest told me I can decorate the church any way I would like. But now I'm having so much stress about my mom telling me that ONLY 1 COUPLE should be in charge of the whole ceremony at the church for the flowers decorations, candle lighting, ropes, the boutique from the virgin mary, and the money to pay for the church ceremony... so my question is what, and how many couples can I get for the church ceremony to be sponsors???????? please help. my mom is really stressing me out.....

Ropes 
Boutique 

I hardly know where to begin

You can begin by posting a link! 

For Miss C like..... 

[Nick]

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140223175422AA6b3Td 

[Darwins Selection]

he catholic priest told my husband and I to just get 2 different couples. One couple for the candle lighting and the ropes that goes around my husband and I. And the money coins can be for another one couples. From what the priest told me is that the couple that are doing the candle lighting should also be doing the ropes. And that the money coins can be another 1 couple. The priest told me I can decorate the church any way I would like. But now I'm having so much stress about my mom telling me that ONLY 1 COUPLE should be in charge of the whole ceremony at the church for the flowers decorations, candle lighting, ropes, the boutique from the virgin mary, and the money to pay for the church ceremony... so my question is what, and how many couples can I get for the church ceremony to be sponsors???????? please help. my mom is really stressing me out.....

Ropes 
Boutique 

I hardly know where to begin

It sounds like the kind of priestly advice you would have given if they had the misfortune to bump into you on your way back from a fancy dress party.

 

[Nick]

 

I am presently banned until I can get a new account 

[Darwins Selection]

I am presently banned until I can get a new account 

From the Church of Rome? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

he catholic priest told my husband and I to just get 2 different couples. One couple for the candle lighting and the ropes that goes around my husband and I. And the money coins can be for another one couples. From what the priest told me is that the couple that are doing the candle lighting should also be doing the ropes. And that the money coins can be another 1 couple. The priest told me I can decorate the church any way I would like. But now I'm having so much stress about my mom telling me that ONLY 1 COUPLE should be in charge of the whole ceremony at the church for the flowers decorations, candle lighting, ropes, the boutique from the virgin mary, and the money to pay for the church ceremony... so my question is what, and how many couples can I get for the church ceremony to be sponsors???????? please help. my mom is really stressing me out.....

Ropes 
Boutique 

I hardly know where to begin

You can begin by posting a link! 

For Miss C like..... 

Damn I have missed out yet again.

[Nick]

You have the link. Get in there gal!!!    This one is so mad you could drive her, um, madder.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140223175422AA6b3Td 

As the priest is addressing both you and your husband it means that you are already married. You ma. y (within the Catholic church) only have one couple in a marriage. Should you wish to have several couples within your marriage may I suggest that you leave the Catholic church with immediate effect and get your self (and your husband) to SwingersRUs. SwingersRUs can be found in most big cities and as well as a communal 'anything goes' area where general orgies are held you will find several 'special' side rooms. Given your penchant for ropes and virgins I think that you, your husband and any of your err, other couples will be better suited to one of these side rooms.

I know that you want a ceremony but even at SwingersRUs you ARE NOT allowed to sacrifice virgins. Should you do so you will be immediately be ejected and banned from the establishment.

If your mother continues to stress you out I suggest that you take her along to SwingersRUs knowing where you are, what you are doing and how many people you are doing 'it' with will set her mind at rest. 

[Nick]

 

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