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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2895 on: September 01, 2014, 07:53:43 PM »
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Who's the daddy...?
I've been married 6 months ...
I slept with my husbands best mate ( his best man @ wedding ) the weekend before my wedding and everyday up till the wedding and four time since .
I've also had sex with his sisters husband 3 times in the last two months. I went to a leaving party last month and ended up having sex with a stranger I met at the party

Now I'm pregnant and don't know who's the daddy .... It could be any of guys.

I have needs my husband is in the army and is away on tour 5-6 months of the year .
I know his brother in-law won't say anything as he's married and has two kids the youngest is four months old and for his best mate he defiantly want say a thing as his friendship means a lot to him and won't risk it . I don't know the stranger for bar so he won't say anything.

Before anyone says have a termination it out of the question as I had on 4 months back as I knew my husband wasn't the baby's father so I couldn't keep it.

HELP......

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« Reply #2896 on: September 02, 2014, 10:38:02 AM »
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Where i can find jennifer lawrence nude photos which was leaked recently? its for eucational purposes only :)?
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« Reply #2897 on: September 02, 2014, 11:21:14 AM »
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Where i can find jennifer lawrence nude photos which was leaked recently? its for eucational purposes only :)?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2898 on: September 02, 2014, 12:13:40 PM »
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Where i can find jennifer lawrence nude photos which was leaked recently? its for eucational purposes only :)?
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10/10 for free publicity.

I had never heard of the vacuous bimbo until now.
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« Reply #2899 on: September 02, 2014, 12:42:26 PM »
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Where i can find jennifer lawrence nude photos which was leaked recently? its for eucational purposes only :)?
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10/10 for free publicity.

I had never heard of the vacuous bimbo until now.

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2900 on: September 02, 2014, 02:53:29 PM »
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Who's the daddy...?
I've been married 6 months ...
I slept with my husbands best mate ( his best man @ wedding ) the weekend before my wedding and everyday up till the wedding and four time since .
I've also had sex with his sisters husband 3 times in the last two months. I went to a leaving party last month and ended up having sex with a stranger I met at the party

Now I'm pregnant and don't know who's the daddy .... It could be any of guys.

I have needs my husband is in the army and is away on tour 5-6 months of the year .
I know his brother in-law won't say anything as he's married and has two kids the youngest is four months old and for his best mate he defiantly want say a thing as his friendship means a lot to him and won't risk it . I don't know the stranger for bar so he won't say anything.

Before anyone says have a termination it out of the question as I had on 4 months back as I knew my husband wasn't the baby's father so I couldn't keep it.

HELP......

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Is she for real or a wind up.
I wonder sometimes, they can't all be that thick can they?
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« Reply #2901 on: September 02, 2014, 02:54:29 PM »
It's real. I can spot the spoof questions a mile off, so yes, they really are dim!
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2902 on: September 02, 2014, 03:14:34 PM »
It's real. I can spot the spoof questions a mile off, so yes, they really are dim!

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« Reply #2903 on: September 04, 2014, 03:36:31 PM »
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My friends are gay !!?
I'm 23 years old male and I think my best friends are gay, when we all are alone they act like gays, they kiss and cuddle and touch each others ***** and they even finger each other asses and when I ask them are you gay they answer no, they are just friends and they do this just for fun, and all of them have girl friends, so why they do this and they have girlfriends?!!
One day one of my best friends was sleeping in my home with me and because I have only one bed In my room we slept on one bed, when I was about to fall asleep he hugged me and started to kiss me, I get up and asked what he is doing, he told me he was just hugging me because we are best friends and he like me . Should I stop being their friend or what should I do ? I like them and they are really my best friends they never did something bad to me except forcing me to get naked like they always do when we are Alone
What should I do ??! Thanks for any answer
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2904 on: September 04, 2014, 03:54:46 PM »
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My friends are gay !!?
I'm 23 years old male and I think my best friends are gay, when we all are alone they act like gays, they kiss and cuddle and touch each others ***** and they even finger each other asses and when I ask them are you gay they answer no, they are just friends and they do this just for fun, and all of them have girl friends, so why they do this and they have girlfriends?!!
One day one of my best friends was sleeping in my home with me and because I have only one bed In my room we slept on one bed, when I was about to fall asleep he hugged me and started to kiss me, I get up and asked what he is doing, he told me he was just hugging me because we are best friends and he like me . Should I stop being their friend or what should I do ? I like them and they are really my best friends they never did something bad to me except forcing me to get naked like they always do when we are Alone
What should I do ??! Thanks for any answer
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Are they all ginger?  rubschin:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2905 on: September 05, 2014, 07:45:27 AM »
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Is it quicker to fly from Boston to Los Angeles or to drive?
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« Reply #2906 on: September 05, 2014, 09:05:23 AM »
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Is it quicker to fly from Boston to Los Angeles or to drive?

Driving is quicker if you start from Los Angeles. The drive to Boston airport will take quite a while from there.
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« Reply #2907 on: September 10, 2014, 08:20:25 AM »
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I caught my son masturbating to Mary Poppins! What do I do?
I got home early from work and I went inside from the kitchen door. I heard someone in the living room and didn't think anything of it. After a few minutes of getting situated from getting off work I walk towards the living room and I hear my son saying "Mary Poppins, you nasty *****" and other similar words. Concerned, I finally enter the living room to catch my son masturbating to the movie Mary Poppins. I ran out the room and I don't think he noticed because he's still in the room masturbating. I don't know how to handle this. Why doesn't he just go to his room and masturbate to porn on the internet like a regular person?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2908 on: September 10, 2014, 08:50:19 AM »
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I caught my son masturbating to Mary Poppins! What do I do?
I got home early from work and I went inside from the kitchen door. I heard someone in the living room and didn't think anything of it. After a few minutes of getting situated from getting off work I walk towards the living room and I hear my son saying "Mary Poppins, you nasty *****" and other similar words. Concerned, I finally enter the living room to catch my son masturbating to the movie Mary Poppins. I ran out the room and I don't think he noticed because he's still in the room masturbating. I don't know how to handle this. Why doesn't he just go to his room and masturbate to porn on the internet like a regular person?
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Do they not see the innuendo in "I don't know how to handle this. "?  But then anyone who says "After a few minutes of getting situated from getting off work " should be lucky their son isn't already an axe murderer
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« Reply #2909 on: September 10, 2014, 08:59:50 AM »
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I'm doing hw that's due tomorrow, and I'm stuck on a question, can you maybe help me?
'what contribution do birth and death rate make to population growth?'
Thnx!!!

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