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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2910 on: September 10, 2014, 10:30:41 AM »
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Can someone please tell me how to cook my anal prolapse? I'm actually dying of starvation... please help don't report!?

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« Reply #2911 on: September 10, 2014, 03:45:52 PM »
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Masturbation question.?
I'm 17 and have only ever masturbated with the shower head. I tried to insert my finger into my vagina and I know it's not just straight up into you stomach but more towards the back. I got up to my knuckle and I hit some thing I pushed on it a little bit but it started to itch and hurt a little. I tried moving it into a different position but the same thing happened. Can anyone help me? I have no idea and I'm not experienced at this at all, I was defiantly wet and turned on. I can't even insert a tampon. Please help. I'm worried! Thank you a lot in advance

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2912 on: September 10, 2014, 04:01:15 PM »
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Masturbation question.?
I'm 17 and have only ever masturbated with the shower head. I tried to insert my finger into my vagina and I know it's not just straight up into you stomach but more towards the back. I got up to my knuckle and I hit some thing I pushed on it a little bit but it started to itch and hurt a little. I tried moving it into a different position but the same thing happened. Can anyone help me? I have no idea and I'm not experienced at this at all, I was defiantly wet and turned on. I can't even insert a tampon. Please help. I'm worried! Thank you a lot in advance

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2913 on: September 10, 2014, 04:04:31 PM »
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2914 on: September 12, 2014, 08:02:14 AM »
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When did Russia bomb Pearl Harbor?
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2915 on: September 15, 2014, 01:13:24 PM »
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How was the life of WW1 soldiers different from "Normal" life?

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2916 on: September 15, 2014, 01:15:07 PM »
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How was the life of WW1 soldiers different from "Normal" life?

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« Reply #2917 on: September 17, 2014, 07:05:07 AM »
My Hamster isn't working?
So I am looking after my friends hamster for 2 weeks cuz he is on holiday in Florida. He said it would be easy all I have to do is feed it and make sure it has water. Also to make sure the bedding is clean.

When I was in my room today I let it run around my room cuz there is no where it could hide, but then I didn't notice my door was open just a bit.
I totally forgot about the hamster for about 5 minuets until my sister came in saying the hover stopped working.
I went to have a look, when I opened it up I found the hamster stuck in the bag.

It was covered in dust, so I wiped it off with a cloth. But It wasn't moving, I put it back in its cage to see if it got any better. I double checked it had enough food and water (it did), but it still wasn't moving, even when I put it in its favourite wheel.

Please could someone tell me how to get the hamster working again.
Thanks.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2918 on: September 17, 2014, 02:13:41 PM »
Put it back in the hoover bag & turn it on to blow instead of suck.
I thought everyone knew that.



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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2919 on: September 17, 2014, 02:28:22 PM »
Quote from: barmisspah? on September 17, 2014, 02:13:41 PM
Put it back in the hoover bag & turn it on to blow instead of suck.
I thought everyone knew that.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2920 on: September 18, 2014, 06:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on September 17, 2014, 07:05:07 AM
My Hamster isn't working?
So I am looking after my friends hamster for 2 weeks cuz he is on holiday in Florida. He said it would be easy all I have to do is feed it and make sure it has water. Also to make sure the bedding is clean.

When I was in my room today I let it run around my room cuz there is no where it could hide, but then I didn't notice my door was open just a bit.
I totally forgot about the hamster for about 5 minuets until my sister came in saying the hover stopped working.
I went to have a look, when I opened it up I found the hamster stuck in the bag.

It was covered in dust, so I wiped it off with a cloth. But It wasn't moving, I put it back in its cage to see if it got any better. I double checked it had enough food and water (it did), but it still wasn't moving, even when I put it in its favourite wheel.

Please could someone tell me how to get the hamster working again.
Thanks.

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2921 on: September 19, 2014, 07:30:17 AM »
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Was the first man on the sun a Russian ?
Is it true ?
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« Reply #2922 on: September 19, 2014, 07:33:45 AM »
Wasn't he Australian ?  lol:
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #2923 on: September 19, 2014, 07:38:51 AM »
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How much does it cost to rent a saint bernard for an hour?
I need to rent seventy saint bernards for my friends bachelor party
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« Reply #2924 on: September 19, 2014, 07:40:17 AM »
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