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[Nick]

My good deed for the day 

[Nick]

Rabbi

I have printed and going to put in newspapers today in few hours.
I want to visit United Kingdom as soon as possible, can you be able to help me.

 

[Barman]

Rabbi

I have printed and going to put in newspapers today in few hours.
I want to visit United Kingdom as soon as possible, can you be able to help me.

 

[Nick]

He is back 

Rabbi

I pray to GOD for you

Please I have put it in the papers

How can you help to me to come to Londin

I am good Jew now

I love you Rabbi

You are good man to make me Jewish my dream

[Grumpmeister]

Nick has an new friend 

[Nick]

I have told him I can get him into Israel 

[Grumpmeister]

Irritate Mossad you say..... 

[Nick]

Does anyone fancy posing as a Chief Rabbi of Jerusalem (fake email addy of course) ?

[Barman]

Nick has a friend 

 

[Nick]

https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141022011002AAR3lzm 

[Barman]

https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141022011002AAR3lzm 

[Nick]

I offered to make TMR Jewish but he deployed the bacon argument 

Apey seems well qualified 

[Nick]

Uncle perhaps. He might suit a big hat and ringlets 

[Uncle Mort]

Oy vey! 

[Nick]

I can do you a certificate    No more bacon or sausages and you have to do some wailing
























and get circumcised (Miss C has an offer on)