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[Steve]

How to pick up females?
I want to approach females and get their phone number as quick as possible. My intentions is only to get oral sex from them. But I don't know what to say. I'm in my 30's, I'm slim, athletic, lite brown skin. I don't have social skills. I think of saying something like this "Hi, my name is, can I have your phone number so I can call you sometime to give you some cash?".

my reply would be: FFS you can't even pick up a hooker. Yes you're right you really don't have social skills.

(I might feel slightly guilty if he then jumped off a bridge)

[Nick]

Yestrerday as it happened
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Ahmed Jewish  27 Nov
To   
me  keith stern  reb moshe
Hi Rabbi,

I saw my son and felt good then i saw my wife came in my room and genie hyder abedi started praying holy book to control her and my wife ran away and told her mom as how genie hyder abedi is controlling my genies.

Then i played jewish music and slept and i saw my father mohammed rahat ali khan came and said to someone on wall she is not beautiful and then genie ushee fatima came and said i just had to go to bathroom and i came quickly to kill you as if you do not eat food or go to bathroom our muslim people have to go to bathroom and i have taken many of your angels and angels without your permission and i have to kill you and bring you in islam religion and kill moses and god.

Then i saw my sister zainab fatima she tried to do adultry with me in dream and said after clothes opens you can do anything i am unable to understand i am torah genie and jewish king then why my israel genies and western wailing wall queens are not taking me to israel or any other europe country.

Muslims have kept one muslim genie attached to my  body who is animal and female and she controls me by showing me visions and calls muslim people whenever she fear my clothes from my eyes opens and my genies and angels tries to meet me.

My wife with whom i had son is with me right now and she is giving her angels to muslims who is from israel and queen of western wailing wall and yesterday night she was forced to eat bad things of muslims.

Yesterday again 6 angels has been taken from me by muslims and i could not do anything because muslims wants to kill moses and god.

I cannot even feel or think properly and being killed and my memories are being theft by muslims and they are claiming its there memories to win from israel and finish israel as israel is being destroyed.

I have been booked case for destroying complete world it was muslims who controlled my genies and destroyed it by saying destroy this planet put by sky from stomach who was controlled by muslims and everybody was fooled.

Muslims wants to make me muslim after brain washing my mind so they are saved for taking out my torah genies without my permission and married to his people and still shows the world i am sinner because they want to kill moses and god.

I need your help rabbi, i dont have time because whoever comes and tries to save me they met people who says i have made there lives miserable and my helpers are fooled.

I want you to forward this message to my western wailing wall queens who are still with me but i cannot talk  to them as i am being killed by being forced to eat food and drink water.

Just now my queen told me rabbis are not going to help me. I can come back from future in history at any time because i never did any sins and i am lover of god and the one who meets god never do sins and are prophets.

I hope you help me out from this situation, god bless my israel and wives and sons and daughters in israel.

Please give a message to my wives and sons and daughters in israel that dont believe what you hear from sky as it is being changed by muslims from stomach to kill moses and god and i am being punished, i dont want my wives or sons or daughters to do any mistakes like i dont do any mistakes.

My contact number is 0091-9705385065 if my queens wants me to be killed in hussaini tekri please tell them to do it urgently because i am original torah genie and i will not die and all cases will be finished which are lie cases.

Thanks,
Ahmed.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[Grumpmeister]

And to think poor Ahmed was (relatively) sane before you started replying to him 

[Nick]

Call him and have a chat 

[Grumpmeister]

I'm not a qualified therapist 

[Nick]

Do you turn off your brain when you are making children with your wife?

 

[Steve]

Do you turn off your brain when you are making children with your wife?

 

[apc2010]

Do you turn off your brain when you are making children with your wife?

 

No just the eyes.......

[Nick]

Hi Keith,

I need your help, i am jewish can you call me to israel or UK.

I need help of god.

Thanks,
Ahmed.

 

[Barman]

Hi Keith,

I need your help, i am jewish can you call me to israel or UK.

I need help of god.

Thanks,
Ahmed.

 

 

[Nick]

I've been called Judas Escargot. What does that mean?

 

[Nick]

https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150101024427AAdlxX6

[Barman]

https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150101024427AAdlxX6

 

[Nick]

https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141231102818AAczFsP 

[Barman]

https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20141231102818AAczFsP