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[Steve]

Hi rabbi,

This is ahmed,  i need your help please call me to united states.

I will send you my passport and visa immediately.

I will come there and Do any job.

Please dont ask me any questions call me.

Your love,

 

 

   

[Nick]

What happens if you find like a sword or armor or dead night tilling a garden in your yard does it happen.?
Like where I live 100 years ago it was NOTHING but if you have a big yard in the uk there has to be like a sword or armor or skull somewhere right they have been fighting and dying and living on that little island for like 2000 years I herd they found king George 3 under a parking lot.

 

[Steve]

What happens if you find like a sword or armor or dead night tilling a garden in your yard does it happen.?
Like where I live 100 years ago it was NOTHING but if you have a big yard in the uk there has to be like a sword or armor or skull somewhere right they have been fighting and dying and living on that little island for like 2000 years I herd they found king George 3 under a parking lot.

 

 

Sadly it seems the thick will inherit the earth

[Darwins Selection]

What happens if you find like a sword or armor or dead night tilling a garden in your yard does it happen.?
Like where I live 100 years ago it was NOTHING but if you have a big yard in the uk there has to be like a sword or armor or skull somewhere right they have been fighting and dying and living on that little island for like 2000 years I herd they found king George 3 under a parking lot.

 

That sounds like someone who might persuade a rich relative to buy some priceless artefacts.

Time to re-discover the 'Golden Turnip of Camelot' methinks. 

[Nick]

Hi Rabbi,

I am in kathmandu, nepal and i dont have money to stay in kathmandu, nepal can you call me to United States on any job ?

Thanks,

 

[Steve]

Hi Rabbi,

I am in kathmandu, nepal and i dont have money to stay in kathmandu, nepal can you call me to United States on any job ?

Thanks,

 

 

[Nick]

He seems to have fled India since becoming Jewish 

[Barman]

Hi Rabbi,

I am in kathmandu, nepal and i dont have money to stay in kathmandu, nepal can you call me to United States on any job ?

Thanks,

 

 

[Nick]

Is their a place where i can find Sonic The Hedgehog Porn?
Is their a place where i can find Sonic Porn please i sore some pics once and I loved them.

P.S. don't hate people like different types of porn i just so happen to like this stuff

 

[Steve]

Is their a place where i can find Sonic The Hedgehog Porn?
Is their a place where i can find Sonic Porn please i sore some pics once and I loved them.

P.S. don't hate people like different types of porn i just so happen to like this stuff

 

[Nick]

I suspect "sore" may be le mot juste in this case 

[Nick]

What city was the Spirit of St. Louis named after? I'm pretty sure it is St. Louis but I just wanted to double check.?

[Nick]

I have been masturbating for 6years now i wnt know if am still a virgin?

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

I have been masturbating for 6years now i wnt know if am still a virgin?

Don't know about that, but you must be tired and just look at those arm muscles . . .

[Nick]

Hi Rabbi
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Ahmed Jewish  Today at 10:53 AM
To   
me  keith stern
Hi Rabbi,

I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.

I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.

My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.

Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.

I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.

I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.

Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.

Bye,
Ahmed.