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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3210 on: January 18, 2015, 02:17:59 PM »
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Hi Rabbi,

I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.

I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.

My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.

Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.

I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.

I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.

Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.

Bye,
Ahmed.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3211 on: January 18, 2015, 02:28:16 PM »
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Hi Rabbi,

I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.

I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.

My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.

Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.

I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.

I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.

Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.

Bye,
Ahmed.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3212 on: January 18, 2015, 02:29:56 PM »
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Hi Rabbi
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Ahmed Jewish  Today at 10:53 AM
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Hi Rabbi,

I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.

I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.

My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.

Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.

I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.

I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.

Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.

Bye,
Ahmed.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3213 on: January 18, 2015, 02:31:20 PM »
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Hi Rabbi
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Ahmed Jewish  Today at 10:53 AM
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Hi Rabbi,

I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.

I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.

My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.

Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.

I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.

I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.

Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.

Bye,
Ahmed.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3214 on: January 18, 2015, 02:32:33 PM »
I just suspect there are people that post stupid lines to Yahoo and see if any mug falls for them
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3215 on: January 18, 2015, 02:37:10 PM »
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Hi Rabbi
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Ahmed Jewish  Today at 10:53 AM
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me  keith stern
Hi Rabbi,

I am in kathmandu, nepal after coming out from india as my torah family genies were forced to become naked and sleep with shia and sunni genies with even small and young kid girls and boys so i went to synagogue in kathmandu, nepal and he said i cannot come in synagogue and pray to god and he is thefting genies of my blood and saying all people in kathmandu to believe in me and take my genies and later kill me as one torah genie has become against me because of shia genies who are evils i am going to convert to christianity as muslims has taken all torah property and used in abudhabi, uae and india now they want me to get converted to muslim religion again which i will never accept so i will be converting to christianity in nepal or on the web.

I have faith in you and you are my genie but i cannot do anything as i cannot command anyone and my torah wifes are not meeting me and saying they are becoming happy when i become sad after taking my property which is love to god from my mind.

My genies of god and torah family are thefted which must not be in this world without my permission otherwise nobody will be able to protect this world as they are part of me.

Daily 5 to 10 kids from my mind is being thefted by different religions and whenever i am believing muslims are not letting me believe by putting genie courts against me and fooling others by forcing them to see videos of dreams.

I dont have money to stay or eat food because in synagogue rabbi told me they cannot find job for me and whole israel worshipped me and still western wailing wall has a son who claims to be heif of western wailing wall.

I will be forced to eat pork because you know why and all my torah genies will eat pork not immediately or later even if i dont believe in anyone.

Thankyu rabbi, if you can call me please let me know because muslims and hindus knows if i stay in judaism there religion will be finished as they cheated god and thefted torah property.

Bye,
Ahmed.
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Think that train was leccy....... rubschin:

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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3216 on: January 24, 2015, 08:14:45 AM »
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Pregnant bridesmaid stole my thunder?
Hey guys. I got married two weeks ago (yay!!!!) And I had a very pregnant bridesmaid in my bridal party. I asked my nine month pregnant bridesmaid if she wanted to step down as a bridesmaid and just be a guest because she was so heavily pregnant and she insisted that she wanted to be at the wedding. At the time her due date was exactly a week later than my wedding day which apparently proved to be false when she went into labor at MY wedding. I was pissed of course, I mean you wait your whole life for this and then you're "upstaged." She must have been having contractions when we were getting ready but she never said! In a way I feel like she loved the attention. So out of no where during my ceremony my husband and I were reciting vows and she starts like making noise. She's trying to be discreet but everyone's looking anyway. Then out of NOWHERE she like screams. And it's a church so it's loud. People rush over and crap and my wedding is totally disregarded. Then she gets escorted by her boyfriend and he takes her to the hospital. For like 20 minutes the chatter in the chapel is loud and endless. Then the priest shushes them. At the reception people are coming up to me asking what happened and what's goin on---and I don't creaking know! How about let's talk about my wedding? I know it's selfish but this is my day. They're posting all over fb and crap what happened. What do I do?? No one will remember my wedding for my husband and I they'll remember it for the pregnant woman.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3217 on: January 24, 2015, 08:45:45 AM »
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Pregnant bridesmaid stole my thunder?
Hey guys. I got married two weeks ago (yay!!!!) And I had a very pregnant bridesmaid in my bridal party. I asked my nine month pregnant bridesmaid if she wanted to step down as a bridesmaid and just be a guest because she was so heavily pregnant and she insisted that she wanted to be at the wedding. At the time her due date was exactly a week later than my wedding day which apparently proved to be false when she went into labor at MY wedding. I was pissed of course, I mean you wait your whole life for this and then you're "upstaged." She must have been having contractions when we were getting ready but she never said! In a way I feel like she loved the attention. So out of no where during my ceremony my husband and I were reciting vows and she starts like making noise. She's trying to be discreet but everyone's looking anyway. Then out of NOWHERE she like screams. And it's a church so it's loud. People rush over and crap and my wedding is totally disregarded. Then she gets escorted by her boyfriend and he takes her to the hospital. For like 20 minutes the chatter in the chapel is loud and endless. Then the priest shushes them. At the reception people are coming up to me asking what happened and what's goin on---and I don't creaking know! How about let's talk about my wedding? I know it's selfish but this is my day. They're posting all over fb and crap what happened. What do I do?? No one will remember my wedding for my husband and I they'll remember it for the pregnant woman.
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3218 on: January 25, 2015, 08:50:01 AM »
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Am a dentist. recently I got marriage proposal from navy officer. should I say yes?
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« Reply #3219 on: January 30, 2015, 09:29:05 AM »
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Help. fiance's sister and cousin pregnant. i've been carrying on with both, am worried?
HELP. i'm getting married in three days to my 34yr old fiance. however i've been boning her 22yr old sister and the sister thinks shes pregnant and that im the father. My fiance is also pregnant and so is a cousin of theirs who i had a one night stand with. I know i sound not responsible but this stuff just happened....i do not need judgement just advice
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Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3220 on: January 30, 2015, 09:38:56 AM »
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Help. fiance's sister and cousin pregnant. i've been carrying on with both, am worried?
HELP. i'm getting married in three days to my 34yr old fiance. however i've been boning her 22yr old sister and the sister thinks shes pregnant and that im the father. My fiance is also pregnant and so is a cousin of theirs who i had a one night stand with. I know i sound not responsible but this stuff just happened....i do not need judgement just advice
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« Reply #3221 on: January 30, 2015, 10:06:20 AM »
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Help. fiance's sister and cousin pregnant. i've been carrying on with both, am worried?
HELP. i'm getting married in three days to my 34yr old fiance. however i've been boning her 22yr old sister and the sister thinks shes pregnant and that im the father. My fiance is also pregnant and so is a cousin of theirs who i had a one night stand with. I know i sound not responsible but this stuff just happened....i do not need judgement just advice
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« Reply #3222 on: January 31, 2015, 08:03:56 AM »
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Can the coast guard tell you that you can't get married for any reason ?

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« Reply #3223 on: January 31, 2015, 10:05:43 AM »
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Can the coast guard tell you that you can't get married for any reason ?

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« Reply #3224 on: January 31, 2015, 10:06:59 AM »
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Can the coast guard tell you that you can't get married for any reason ?

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