« Reply #3634 on: March 19, 2016, 10:34:12 PM »
A plan worthy of the great BM himself
Hiring someone to pose as your parent(s) for a school meeting?
Edit
This friend of mine, lets call him Bob, just turned 17 and got behind on his work in Math class. He just now started turning it around.
Our teacher asked him if his parents are coming to parent teacher conference day on tuesday, which is a student holiday, where teachers will be in their rooms all day and any parent who wants a short conference with any of the teachers just needs to show up.
She said that the upcoming conference day is the only reason she hasn't called Bob's parents, and if they don't come on conference day, she will still call home in the evening after the hours end.
Bob doesn't want his parents to find out, but luckily he has a job and some money, and the math teacher has never met his parents.
Suppose Bob put an ad up on craigslist looking for an adult old enough to be his parent to meet him at the school parking lot on tuesday, and attend a short 15 minute or so conference posing as his parent, in exchange for $100 dollars.
Earlier this year me and a group did a whole sociology project around craigslist ads, and You'd be surprised at the kind of ads that get responses for just a modest amount of money.
Then say a 40 some year old guy responds, meets Bob in the parking lot, and then Bob and his "dad" walk into the school together to meet with his math teacher.
Could that work?
If found out, could the adult get arrested?
Plain stupid if you ask me but at least we could see it wasn't a plan Apey would come up with
True, old padlock pockets would rather end up in the shite than spend $100
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