Author Topic: Yahoo Answers  (Read 351993 times)

0 Members and 11 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109304
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3630 on: March 13, 2016, 10:19:39 AM »
 drumroll:
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 64172
  • Reputation: -4
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3631 on: March 13, 2016, 10:39:51 AM »
Anyone else's husband to be obsessed with 'giving it you up the bum' on the wedding night?


 eeek: eeek:

Reply ..

My h2b would die if I tried to get him to do me up the shitter, he's not too keen on normal sex never mind anal, God knows how we actually made 2 kids! My friends ex told us they did anal and he got sweetcorn under his foreskin, I'd actually die

 eeek: eeek:  on the net(forum) ...I need to sell up......... noooo:

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
Well, whatever, nevermind

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109304
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3632 on: March 19, 2016, 06:41:17 PM »
A plan worthy of the great BM himself :thumbsup:

Quote
Hiring someone to pose as your parent(s) for a school meeting?
Edit
This friend of mine, lets call him Bob, just turned 17 and got behind on his work in Math class. He just now started turning it around.

Our teacher asked him if his parents are coming to parent teacher conference day on tuesday, which is a student holiday, where teachers will be in their rooms all day and any parent who wants a short conference with any of the teachers just needs to show up.

She said that the upcoming conference day is the only reason she hasn't called Bob's parents, and if they don't come on conference day, she will still call home in the evening after the hours end.


Bob doesn't want his parents to find out, but luckily he has a job and some money, and the math teacher has never met his parents.

Suppose Bob put an ad up on craigslist looking for an adult old enough to be his parent to meet him at the school parking lot on tuesday, and attend a short 15 minute or so conference posing as his parent, in exchange for $100 dollars.

Earlier this year me and a group did a whole sociology project around craigslist ads, and You'd be surprised at the kind of ads that get responses for just a modest amount of money.

Then say a 40 some year old guy responds, meets Bob in the parking lot, and then Bob and his "dad" walk into the school together to meet with his math teacher.

Could that work?

If found out, could the adult get arrested?
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 64172
  • Reputation: -4
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3633 on: March 19, 2016, 09:44:39 PM »
A plan worthy of the great BM himself :thumbsup:

Quote
Hiring someone to pose as your parent(s) for a school meeting?
Edit
This friend of mine, lets call him Bob, just turned 17 and got behind on his work in Math class. He just now started turning it around.

Our teacher asked him if his parents are coming to parent teacher conference day on tuesday, which is a student holiday, where teachers will be in their rooms all day and any parent who wants a short conference with any of the teachers just needs to show up.

She said that the upcoming conference day is the only reason she hasn't called Bob's parents, and if they don't come on conference day, she will still call home in the evening after the hours end.


Bob doesn't want his parents to find out, but luckily he has a job and some money, and the math teacher has never met his parents.

Suppose Bob put an ad up on craigslist looking for an adult old enough to be his parent to meet him at the school parking lot on tuesday, and attend a short 15 minute or so conference posing as his parent, in exchange for $100 dollars.

Earlier this year me and a group did a whole sociology project around craigslist ads, and You'd be surprised at the kind of ads that get responses for just a modest amount of money.

Then say a 40 some year old guy responds, meets Bob in the parking lot, and then Bob and his "dad" walk into the school together to meet with his math teacher.

Could that work?

If found out, could the adult get arrested?
Plain stupid if you ask me but at least we could see it wasn't a plan Apey would come up with


Well, whatever, nevermind

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36468
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3634 on: March 19, 2016, 10:34:12 PM »
A plan worthy of the great BM himself :thumbsup:

Quote
Hiring someone to pose as your parent(s) for a school meeting?
Edit
This friend of mine, lets call him Bob, just turned 17 and got behind on his work in Math class. He just now started turning it around.

Our teacher asked him if his parents are coming to parent teacher conference day on tuesday, which is a student holiday, where teachers will be in their rooms all day and any parent who wants a short conference with any of the teachers just needs to show up.

She said that the upcoming conference day is the only reason she hasn't called Bob's parents, and if they don't come on conference day, she will still call home in the evening after the hours end.


Bob doesn't want his parents to find out, but luckily he has a job and some money, and the math teacher has never met his parents.

Suppose Bob put an ad up on craigslist looking for an adult old enough to be his parent to meet him at the school parking lot on tuesday, and attend a short 15 minute or so conference posing as his parent, in exchange for $100 dollars.

Earlier this year me and a group did a whole sociology project around craigslist ads, and You'd be surprised at the kind of ads that get responses for just a modest amount of money.

Then say a 40 some year old guy responds, meets Bob in the parking lot, and then Bob and his "dad" walk into the school together to meet with his math teacher.

Could that work?

If found out, could the adult get arrested?
Plain stupid if you ask me but at least we could see it wasn't a plan Apey would come up with

True, old padlock pockets would rather end up in the shite than spend $100  rubschin:
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Online apc2010

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 66191
  • Reputation: -2
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3635 on: March 19, 2016, 10:47:42 PM »
A plan worthy of the great BM himself :thumbsup:

Quote
Hiring someone to pose as your parent(s) for a school meeting?
Edit
This friend of mine, lets call him Bob, just turned 17 and got behind on his work in Math class. He just now started turning it around.

Our teacher asked him if his parents are coming to parent teacher conference day on tuesday, which is a student holiday, where teachers will be in their rooms all day and any parent who wants a short conference with any of the teachers just needs to show up.

She said that the upcoming conference day is the only reason she hasn't called Bob's parents, and if they don't come on conference day, she will still call home in the evening after the hours end.


Bob doesn't want his parents to find out, but luckily he has a job and some money, and the math teacher has never met his parents.

Suppose Bob put an ad up on craigslist looking for an adult old enough to be his parent to meet him at the school parking lot on tuesday, and attend a short 15 minute or so conference posing as his parent, in exchange for $100 dollars.

Earlier this year me and a group did a whole sociology project around craigslist ads, and You'd be surprised at the kind of ads that get responses for just a modest amount of money.

Then say a 40 some year old guy responds, meets Bob in the parking lot, and then Bob and his "dad" walk into the school together to meet with his math teacher.

Could that work?

If found out, could the adult get arrested?
Plain stupid if you ask me but at least we could see it wasn't a plan Apey would come up with

True, old padlock pockets would rather end up in the shite than spend $100  rubschin:

 Thumbs:

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154186
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3636 on: March 20, 2016, 09:11:59 AM »
 eveilgrin:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109304
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3637 on: March 21, 2016, 06:01:57 PM »
Quote
In which ocean did the Atlantic Slave Trade take place in?
noooo:
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154186
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3638 on: March 21, 2016, 06:03:42 PM »
Quote
In which ocean did the Atlantic Slave Trade take place in?
noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 64172
  • Reputation: -4
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3639 on: March 21, 2016, 06:55:38 PM »
Quote
In which ocean did the Atlantic Slave Trade take place in?
noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Well, whatever, nevermind

Offline Darwins Selection

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 39138
  • Reputation: 6
  • I mostly despair
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3640 on: March 21, 2016, 08:25:06 PM »
I mostly despair

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109304
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3641 on: March 28, 2016, 08:00:36 AM »
Quote
What should I do?
Edit
I was writing a birthday card to my brother and tried to draw a couple balloons on it by drawing a squiggly line with a circle, but one of them ended up looking like a sperm!! I have two days until I have to give it to him and I don't know what to do. I can't ask my parents for help because they can't see what I drew and if I give it to my brother, he'd probably tease me about for the rest of the year! It hurts my feelings too!! What should I do? I'm really desperate
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154186
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3642 on: March 28, 2016, 08:09:11 AM »
Quote
What should I do?
Edit
I was writing a birthday card to my brother and tried to draw a couple balloons on it by drawing a squiggly line with a circle, but one of them ended up looking like a sperm!! I have two days until I have to give it to him and I don't know what to do. I can't ask my parents for help because they can't see what I drew and if I give it to my brother, he'd probably tease me about for the rest of the year! It hurts my feelings too!! What should I do? I'm really desperate

FFS!  noooo:
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109304
  • Reputation: -115
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3643 on: March 28, 2016, 08:49:37 AM »
Quote
To 'goat somebody into something' is a real phrase right?
Edit
It means to like hold a carrot in front of someone's face. Persuade them into doing something. It sounds right to me, I think I've heard it before, but it also sounds very weird.

Thank you in advance. :)

 facepalm:
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Steve

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 64172
  • Reputation: -4
Re: Yahoo Answers
« Reply #3644 on: March 28, 2016, 11:26:59 AM »
Quote
To 'goat somebody into something' is a real phrase right?
Edit
It means to like hold a carrot in front of someone's face. Persuade them into doing something. It sounds right to me, I think I've heard it before, but it also sounds very weird.

Thank you in advance. :)

 facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

Well, whatever, nevermind