Annoyed and upset with meself.

[GROWLER]

Every bastard personal thing in my life just HAS to be a friggin' competition and or a race.
No, I dunno why either, but that's just the way I am.

I quite often time myself going up 'me 'ill', and have achieved some pretty satisfactory times over the years.

Been a bit off the pace this last few months on my own admission, I could feel it, so decided to give it the full on biffters this evening.

30 minutes is the absolute acceptable minimum.

Near piggin' blew all me gaskets, trying me hardest, bearing in mind. 26:48 is my record, and 29+ minutes is a regular time when 'trying' reasonably hard.

My time tonight, when I finally stiopped the clock, standing there like the Flying Scotsman with an empty boiler?

30 minuts 17 seconds.

I was absolutely bloody furious with meself, so much so, it nearly broke out into a fight.

WTF is wrong with me, sloathy owld twat?

[Steve]

If it helps you're not alone and I bet I'd take 30 minutes longer on that hill

[GROWLER]

If it helps you're not alone and I bet I'd take 30 minutes longer on that hill

Bet you wouldn't.

I was actually thouroughly disgusted and very disheartened with myself tonight.

Like a friggin' gimp I am.

Life has to be a challenge with targets to be set., and questions have to be asked if they aren't achieved.

[boogs]

If it helps you're not alone and I bet I'd take 30 minutes longer on that hill

Bet you wouldn't.

I was actually thouroughly disgusted and very disheartened with myself tonight.

Like a friggin' gimp I am.

Life has to be a challenge with targets to be set., and questions have to be asked if they aren't achieved.

Bet I wouldn't get halfway up with my knackered knees.... 
Stop beating yourself up or I might need to find out where your ill is and come to sort you out....

[boogs]

No chance of that... Got my boys ready...

[Barman]

Every bastard personal thing in my life just HAS to be a friggin' competition and or a race.
No, I dunno why either, but that's just the way I am.

I quite often time myself going up 'me 'ill', and have achieved some pretty satisfactory times over the years.

Been a bit off the pace this last few months on my own admission, I could feel it, so decided to give it the full on biffters this evening.

30 minutes is the absolute acceptable minimum.

Near piggin' blew all me gaskets, trying me hardest, bearing in mind. 26:48 is my record, and 29+ minutes is a regular time when 'trying' reasonably hard.

My time tonight, when I finally stiopped the clock, standing there like the Flying Scotsman with an empty boiler?

30 minuts 17 seconds.

I was absolutely bloody furious with meself, so much so, it nearly broke out into a fight.

WTF is wrong with me, sloathy owld twat?

Perhaps it is getting taller - because of global warming like...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Perhaps its the wrong type of hill.....you need one of them flat ones like 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Every bastard personal thing in my life just HAS to be a friggin' competition and or a race.
No, I dunno why either, but that's just the way I am.

I quite often time myself going up 'me 'ill', and have achieved some pretty satisfactory times over the years.

Been a bit off the pace this last few months on my own admission, I could feel it, so decided to give it the full on biffters this evening.

30 minutes is the absolute acceptable minimum.

Near piggin' blew all me gaskets, trying me hardest, bearing in mind. 26:48 is my record, and 29+ minutes is a regular time when 'trying' reasonably hard.

My time tonight, when I finally stiopped the clock, standing there like the Flying Scotsman with an empty boiler?

30 minuts 17 seconds.

I was absolutely bloody furious with meself, so much so, it nearly broke out into a fight.

WTF is wrong with me, sloathy owld twat?

Perhaps it is getting taller - because of global warming like...? 

  Nothing is wrong with you, you daft cuddly bear. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news (did you see what I did like) but you like the rest of us are getting older.  As we age no matter how hard you try your body will slow down for various reasons.  At the moment I believe that you have goosed knees and one paw. 

For heavens sake give yourself a break man. Heed Miss D's  words of wisdom on this matter. I want to meet you next week it would be nice if you weren't totally goosed. Otherwise we might have to collect you and shove you in the back of the van.

[Darwins Selection]

Nothing is wrong with you, you daft cuddly bear. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news (did you see what I did like) but you like the rest of us are getting older.  As we age no matter how hard you try your body will slow down for various reasons. 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Woman speak with straight tongue.

It is a fact of life you need to get used to.

[Barman]

Nothing is wrong with you, you daft cuddly bear. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news (did you see what I did like) but you like the rest of us are getting older.  As we age no matter how hard you try your body will slow down for various reasons. 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Woman speak with straight tongue.

It is a fact of life you need to get used to.

See also: Piles. 

[Nick]

Is it digital? 

[apc2010]

Is it digital?