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Fvcking tenants
« on: May 13, 2013, 12:27:30 PM »
I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.

uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery

How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table  angel1
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2013, 12:35:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 12:27:30 PM
I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.

uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery

How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table  angel1

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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 12:37:15 PM »
They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 12:40:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 12:37:15 PM
They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???

Cocktails...... :thumbsup:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2013, 12:43:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 12:37:15 PM
They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???


If you don't know, leave it the fuck alone Nick. I can imagine you losing fingers.  noooo:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 12:45:14 PM »
Goes and plugs it in............................
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2013, 12:48:33 PM »
Did they leave you the number of the professional cleaning company.  rubschin:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2013, 12:50:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 12:45:14 PM
Goes and plugs it in............................

 scared2: scared:
Let me know when its over.....oh and post the pics of your bloddy, mangled hand for BM, he likes them.
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2013, 12:55:00 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 13, 2013, 12:50:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 12:45:14 PM
Goes and plugs it in............................

 scared2: scared:
Let me know when its over.....oh and post the pics of your bloddy, mangled hand for BM, he likes them.

This is Nick we are talking about.

It won't be his hand he sticks in it.  scared2:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2013, 01:01:03 PM »
They had left some kind of important glass component in it  noooo:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2013, 01:01:52 PM »
They got a professional cleaner in  eeek:

How normal is that when you are leaving  noooo:

What on earth were they doing in there ?  rubschin:
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2013, 01:02:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 01:01:03 PM
They had left some kind of important glass component in it  noooo:


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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2013, 01:08:43 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2013, 01:01:52 PM
They got a professional cleaner in  eeek:

How normal is that when you are leaving  noooo:

What on earth were they doing in there ?  rubschin:

They were very nice gerls  angel1
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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2013, 01:10:30 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on May 13, 2013, 12:43:46 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 12:37:15 PM
They forgot to take their Kenwood Juicer. WTF is that for???


If you don't know, leave it the fuck alone Nick. I can imagine you losing fingers.  noooo:


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Re: Fvcking tenants
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2013, 01:11:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 13, 2013, 12:27:30 PM
I came here to clear the flat out. Tenants have helpfully doen it for me and even had professional cleaners in.

uNFORTUNATELY, they have thoughtfully disposed of ever last item in the kitchen: pans, plates, cups, glasses, cutlery

How am I meant to eat??? Go out to buy the things I was going to throw away?  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Being resourceful, I have just been out for lunch at the local Italian and, when no one was looking, stole a load of glasses, cutlery and plates from the next table  angel1

Buy some pans like...!  Thumbs:
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