The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread

[Nick]

We may not need it often, like, but it would have been bloody handy at 11.30 this morning 

Still, she had a nice hat 

[Barman]

I don't think we need it at all....

[Miss Demeanour]

I have read her poem 

Nick is a nutter magnet   

[GROWLER]

I have read her poem 

Nick is a nutter magnet   

 

[Nick]

And as my heart breaks,
It opens
It opens to a larger experience of love
So I let myself hurt
For the pain seems to empty me
So my void
Is ready to be filled again
With more  life
More love
Humility
Humble wisdom
And as the time
Of nurturing my pain
Passes
Once I have completed the tribute
To my loved one
That has passed
Away from the pleasures and Insanities of life
Into the land of unknown
Yet I know
The gap between us
Is only skin thin
For my loved one
I will hold and console you within
The eternity of my heart
As no forces could ever keep us apart
For in spirit we are one
Only time and form
Creates an illusion of separateness..
And so you wait
Around our pain and your memories
But dear one, go
Go free into the light
And don't look back
One day we'll meet
I promise you that

 

[GROWLER]

 

I just get told to fuck off like.

[Baldy]

I just get told to fuck off like.

 

[GROWLER]

I just get told to fuck off like.

 

As Miss D sez like. He seems to attract nutters.
I actually saw the text, so he's not making it up.

Nowt like that EVER EVER 'appens to me, EVER, not even nutters.

She's even invited HIM out for tea on Friday night too!

[Just One More]

I just get told to fuck off like.

 

  

[Nick]

I just get told to fuck off like.

 

As Miss D sez like. He seems to attract nutters.
I actually saw the text, so he's not making it up.

Nowt like that EVER EVER 'appens to me, EVER, not even nutters.

She's even invited HIM out for tea on Friday night too!

No, that was another wumman 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I just get told to fuck off like.

 

As Miss D sez like. He seems to attract nutters.
I actually saw the text, so he's not making it up.

Nowt like that EVER EVER 'appens to me, EVER, not even nutters.

She's even invited HIM out for tea on Friday night too!

Ahem I didn't tell you to fuck off and I'm a nutter.

[GROWLER]

I just get told to fuck off like.

 

As Miss D sez like. He seems to attract nutters.
I actually saw the text, so he's not making it up.

Nowt like that EVER EVER 'appens to me, EVER, not even nutters.

She's even invited HIM out for tea on Friday night too!

Ahem I didn't tell you to fuck off and I'm a nutter.

Yea, but you didn't ask me out for dinner or write me a poem like either did you? 

[Nick]

The daft owld trout gave you a cake though

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
you can park on our drive
Now, you know that is true.

 

[GROWLER]

I mean, what actually is the GREAT attraction of this  pot bellied crock anyway?
Tell me. I need to know!