The all new redheaded vegetarian Lithuanian poetess thread

[Nick]

I was bought dinner by TWO laydees this evening 

[Darwins Selection]

I mean, what actually is the GREAT attraction of this  pot bellied crock anyway?
Tell me. I need to know!

 

That is no way to speak about Miss C

[GROWLER]

The daft owld trout gave you a cake though

I know, I know, and very appreciative I was too. Scoffed the lot I have.

She bought you 'ob nobs too though, X 2 in fact, so yer still winning me 3-1 on the day.

Friigin' 'ate you.

[GROWLER]

I was bought dinner by TWO laydees this evening 

Oh FUCK RIGHT OFF you great willy waving ragamuffin.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

The daft owld trout gave you a cake though

I know, I know, and very appreciative I was too. Scoffed the lot I have.

She bought you 'ob nobs too though, X 2 in fact, so yer still winning me 3-1 on the day.

Friigin' 'ate you.

Chocolate cake beats Hobnobs ten times over ask any gerl.

[GROWLER]

I was bought dinner by TWO laydees this evening 

Wha'?
Just run that past me again will you? 

I read that as you've been bought TWO meals tonight then, yes?

No wonder you're the resident pot bellied pig, IS IT!?

[Nick]

No, it was a threesome 

[Grumpmeister]

I was bought dinner by TWO laydees this evening 

Didn't think meals on wheels was still going these days. 

[Barman]

I was bought dinner by TWO laydees this evening 

Didn't think meals on wheels was still going these days. 

 

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I mean, what actually is the GREAT attraction of this  pot bellied crock anyway?
Tell me. I need to know!

It's pity.