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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #30 on: August 20, 2007, 11:33:46 AM »
My Mum always put a whole cauliflower in a saucepan and left it cooking while we went to chapel evil:. An hour and a half later it was like a ball of wet newspaper.  sick2:

They all cooked like that~ summat to do with the war I 'spect.

I cooked a cauliflower once for my Mum (she was born in 1918) and she asked why I had chopped it up! She then complained that it was "chewy" noooo:
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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #31 on: August 20, 2007, 11:33:56 AM »
 'Old Ones, New Ones, Loved Ones, Neglected Ones....

Sounds a bit like a list of the Pub's clientele    whistle:

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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #32 on: August 20, 2007, 11:34:39 AM »
Well this thread has flushed out some distant memories!! Now back to sexual assault by a camel please.
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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #33 on: August 20, 2007, 11:35:44 AM »
Well this thread has flushed out some distant memories!! Now back to sexual assault by a camel please.

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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #34 on: August 20, 2007, 11:36:56 AM »
Well it never happened then, but this is the 21st century. Entertainment has moved on!
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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #35 on: August 20, 2007, 11:37:39 AM »
Well this thread has flushed out some distant memories!! Now back to sexual assault by a camel please.

I've given you all I know about camels and we are NOT getting onto the subject of their feet OK evil:
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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #36 on: August 20, 2007, 01:22:10 PM »
Pardon?
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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #37 on: August 20, 2007, 01:24:26 PM »
God, am I older than You?
No Mozo, I think you'll find that god is much older...  noooo:
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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #38 on: August 20, 2007, 01:26:22 PM »
God, am I older than You?
No Mozo, I think you'll find that god is much older...  noooo:

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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2007, 01:32:53 PM »
I was in love with Julia Lang and she read me a story every day on the wireless.   cloud9:

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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2007, 01:34:45 PM »
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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2007, 01:35:29 PM »
I was in love with Julia Lang and she read me a story every day on the wireless.   cloud9:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - she really loved you then  ;D

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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2007, 01:36:25 PM »
Pardon?
Camel toes...  whistle:

Men don't get camel toes - it's medically impossible  ::)

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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2007, 01:37:51 PM »
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Camel toes...  whistle:

Men don't get camel toes - it's medically impossible  ::)
Nick doesn?t know what they are!  point:
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Re: Wet Sunday Afternoons
« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2007, 01:41:38 PM »
Mrs Nick has a builders' bottom. Is that similar?

I haven't told her, obviously. I wish to live spider: spider:
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