David Cameron has attacked a proposed Brussels ban on the use of unmarked olive oil jugs in restaurants as "exactly the sort of area that the European Union needs to get right out of".
The Prime Minister criticised the ban as a caricature of unnecessary EU interference and a piece of red tape that should never have been proposed, let alone agreed.
"This is exactly the sort of thing that Europe shouldn't even be discussing. It shouldn't even be on the table, to force a pun - so to speak. So this shouldn't even arise," he said.
"This is exactly the sort of area that the European Union needs to get right out of in my view."
Holland stated its objections to the "bizarre" ban at a Brussels summit on Wednesday. Last week Britain abstained, while the Dutch voted against, in a vote during an obscure EU agriculture management committee opening the door for the European Commission to implement the ban next year.
Mark Rutte, the Dutch prime minister, told his country's parliament that a blocking minority against the ban was overruled when Britain, along with other countries, abstained or switched their votes to support the ban
So it is a bizarre piece of legislation that the EU should have nothing to do with - did the UK vote against it? Did they fuck!

So now it is to become UK law...
Sources told The Daily Telegraph that British officials were sympathetic to the measure because it is part of the "benefits of food labelling" and Defra has admitted it will impose the ban.
So who voted for this bizarre piece of legislation which will mean that any olive oil "presented at a restaurant table" must be in pre-packaged bottles with a tamper-proof dispensing nozzle and labelling in line with EU industrial standards? The use of classic, refillable glass jugs or glazed terracotta dipping bowls will be outlawed, effectively ending the choice of a restaurateur to buy olive oil from a small artisan producer or family business...
And why did the UK not vote against it?
In a press conference at the EU summit, Mr Cameron declined to explain how Britain had ended up giving the green light to the ban.
"Our argument was bound up in a whole set of arguments we were having about rules of origin and all the rest of it and I won't go into the tedious complexities," he said.
What utter, utter arse wibble!
