Mis-read that first.......... 
Wha'?

Some jobs werth tried stopping me at the entrance to the show 'cus I got all impatient trying to get 'round a knob on an ancient stinking 2 wheeled fart machine that wouldn't start.

"Shift that heap out the way you cock, I'm berstin'", didn't actually go down too well in fairness.

I was on the verge of immenent literal bladder explosion.
