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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Overgushingly pleasant shop staff
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2013, 06:35:49 PM »
Went  to coffee place yesterday and was queing behind some wumman.

The coffee shop girl says to the wumman
" are you with your son"

The wumman looks a bit confused so the cofffee shop girl says " oh I thought you were with someone and that he was your son "

Wumman shakes her head and says " no definitely not my son, I failed to reproduce "  eeek:

Coffee shop girl looks a bit startled by this revelation and then says " oh well ,at least they cant cause you any problems "

Over sharing wumman then says " oh but it did my husband left me 30 years ago because of it "

Coffee shop girl is now thinking she needs to dig herself out of a hole so comes back with " oh well , probably happier without him "

Wumman then says " not really , haven't met anyone since and dont feel like I've ever been loved "


Coffee girl gives up " sugar and napkins are just on the right "   lol:
Awwwwwwwwwww. that's sad that. cry:
You ger'er number like? rubschin:
Fit like? Thumbs:
Bap size?
Roughly speaking like?
BSH? rubschin:

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Re: Overgushingly pleasant shop staff
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2013, 06:36:19 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Overgushingly pleasant shop staff
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2013, 06:42:25 PM »
Just got back from the 'ignore that ugly twat called GROWLER gymnasium'.  cry:

Nipped into the PC WERLD shop next door on me way out, to purchase a new keyboard, as this one has worn out letters on it, like the  K, F, U O, C and a few others. whistle:

The spotty oink behind the desk was more like what i like. Thumbs:
He had a face like a bulldog chewin' a mouldy sofa, mubblin' and complaining that the till was playing up...yet gain. Banghead

I asked him was it digital, which it was. sick2:
I suggested he got his bosses to ger'im a Anna Log one. cloud9:

He looked at me with a look of complete l conflusterlication. confused:  lol:

Yoof of today. They don't know what they're missin'. ::)
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Re: Overgushingly pleasant shop staff
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2013, 06:43:13 PM »
We should get married  :thumbsup:
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Re: Overgushingly pleasant shop staff
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