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Offline Nick

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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2013, 07:51:21 PM »
Far more complicated  evil: evil: evil: evil:
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2013, 08:00:16 PM »
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2013, 08:29:20 PM »
Quote from: boogs on June 04, 2013, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 04, 2013, 07:29:12 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2:

You just need to put a bag over your head ... char067

Open the door rush in open all window's and doors....

Back out.....Give it ten minutes and go back in fly spray in hand and attack .. eveilgrin:

Deposit casserole dish in bin liner or Sainsbury's, Tesco or ASDA bag tied tightly... Deposit outside in wheelie bin...

Clean kitchen thoroughly....

Job done... :thumbsup:

Sounds like the voice of experience  rubschin:
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2013, 08:59:46 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 04, 2013, 08:29:20 PM
Quote from: boogs on June 04, 2013, 07:49:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 04, 2013, 07:29:12 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2:

You just need to put a bag over your head ... char067

Open the door rush in open all window's and doors....

Back out.....Give it ten minutes and go back in fly spray in hand and attack .. eveilgrin:

Deposit casserole dish in bin liner or Sainsbury's, Tesco or ASDA bag tied tightly... Deposit outside in wheelie bin...

Clean kitchen thoroughly....

Job done... :thumbsup:

Sounds like the voice of experience  rubschin:

NO .. redface:  Just wummanly practicality .... He needs some guidance.... ;)
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2013, 09:51:59 PM »
My Dad ate my pet rabbit and the chicken and the five ducks.   noooo:
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2013, 10:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 04, 2013, 09:51:59 PM
My Dad ate my pet rabbit and the chicken and the five ducks.   noooo:

 happy100 Scared for life... sad24:
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2013, 11:40:59 PM »
If my dad ever done that to a pet of mine I'd have put paraquat in his food.  Takes a week to die and there is nuffin they can do to stop it. 

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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2013, 05:48:03 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 04, 2013, 09:51:59 PM
My Dad ate my pet rabbit and the chicken and the five ducks.   noooo:

One helluva punishment for not making yer quota of pegs  ;)
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2013, 07:39:33 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 04, 2013, 09:51:59 PM
My Dad ate my pet rabbit and the chicken and the five ducks.   noooo:

Presumably you never spoke to him again. evil:
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2013, 07:40:39 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 04, 2013, 09:51:59 PM
My Dad ate my pet rabbit and the chicken and the five ducks.   noooo:

 whacky115 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2013, 01:19:36 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 04, 2013, 09:51:59 PM
My Dad ate my pet rabbit and the chicken and the five ducks.   noooo:

By eck - he had a good appetite!  Thumbs:
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2013, 04:34:19 PM »
Digging a hole in the garden for burial tonight. cry:
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2013, 05:29:40 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 05, 2013, 05:48:03 AM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 04, 2013, 09:51:59 PM
My Dad ate my pet rabbit and the chicken and the five ducks.   noooo:

One helluva punishment for not making yer quota of pegs  ;)

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2013, 05:41:03 PM »
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I'll never have a dog

if only Kim Jon Ill thought the same way  whistle:
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Re: I'll never have a dog
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2013, 05:42:07 PM »
 ;D ;D

Yummy, with a quorn and garlic stuffing  :thumbsup:
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