Left handedness and dumb remarks

[Nick]

You just pass it to them casually and ask them to open a bottle. It takes them 20 infuriating minutes to destroy the cork 

[Just One More]

Meantimes:

The all new updated reckoning.  Righties winning but Lefties dominate the DGAFF party:

Righties    11 

Apey, Barman, Tel, Miss D, Darwins, Steve, Barmisspah?, Baldy, Grumpmeister, Landlady, Growler


Lefties     8

Nick, Miss C, Boogs, Misty, TMR, Uncle, JOM, Pastis


Ambies   0

Now I'm most suprised regarding those two, as I did actually think they were reasonably normal, in an abnormal sort of way.

        

[Nick]

. . .Oh and a left handed corkscrew which drives righties insane 

That is so so tempting to get someone I know as a useless Crimbo pressie

http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html

[Steve]

. . .Oh and a left handed corkscrew which drives righties insane 

That is so so tempting to get someone I know as a useless Crimbo pressie

http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html

 

[Barman]

. . .Oh and a left handed corkscrew which drives righties insane 

That is so so tempting to get someone I know as a useless Crimbo pressie

http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html

They have bottles with corks now...? 

[Nick]

Not at The Lidl 

[apc2010]

. . .Oh and a left handed corkscrew which drives righties insane 

That is so so tempting to get someone I know as a useless Crimbo pressie

http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/t_pattern_corkscrew.html

They have bottles with corks now...? 

They have bottles.......

[Steve]

They go here...

Sadly they don't sell a left or dual handed version of the SA-80 - bonkers

[Barman]

They go here...

Sadly they don't sell a left or dual handed version of the SA-80 - bonkers

Are all our soldiers righties too then? 

[boogs]

No, but I do find it grates on me tbqatth.
It actually couldn't be further from the truth if only you knew.

I am vile, bad tempered, totally intolerant, and exceedingly prickly....and that's just MY opinion, so F knows what others think....not that I can actually give a flying fuck anymore.

Good to see you've joined the party  " Don't give a flying fuck " 

[apc2010]

No, but I do find it grates on me tbqatth.
It actually couldn't be further from the truth if only you knew.

I am vile, bad tempered, totally intolerant, and exceedingly prickly....and that's just MY opinion, so F knows what others think....not that I can actually give a flying fuck anymore.

Good to see you've joined the party  " Don't give a flying fuck " 

 

[Steve]

. . .
Are all our soldiers righties too then? 

All the ones that get to survive a real fire fight - fortunately such dramas are rare these days

It's said to also be not good for firing round the left corner of a wall.

[apc2010]

No, but I do find it grates on me tbqatth.
It actually couldn't be further from the truth if only you knew.

I am vile, bad tempered, totally intolerant, and exceedingly prickly....and that's just MY opinion, so F knows what others think....not that I can actually give a flying fuck anymore.

Good to see you've joined the party  " Don't give a flying fuck " 

 

A challenger for leader......

[Steve]

No, but I do find it grates on me tbqatth.
It actually couldn't be further from the truth if only you knew.

I am vile, bad tempered, totally intolerant, and exceedingly prickly....and that's just MY opinion, so F knows what others think....not that I can actually give a flying fuck anymore.

Good to see you've joined the party  " Don't give a flying fuck " 

 

He's their all new cultural ambassador?

[GROWLER]

Even gathering merchandise now too. 

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002P4J2P8/?tag=059-20